me & my best friend are sweet!
DeffyJellyxOx: my boyfriend is gay
DeffyJellyxOx: :-(
xlonleyxinxlifex: i know i'm sorry but now you two have something in common you both like dick
xlonleyxinxlifex: :-)
DeffyJellyxOx: lmao
DeffyJellyxOx: i meant he is being a pain in my ass lol
xlonleyxinxlifex: oh ok well you need to speek better
a few minutes later, my boyfriend calls && breaks up with me :'[
xlonleyxinxlifex: did you two break up
DeffyJellyxOx: dumbfuck
DeffyJellyxOx: not you
xlonleyxinxlifex: oh yeah he is stupid mutha fucka
DeffyJellyxOx: him
DeffyJellyxOx: he said "it wasn't working out for him" and when i asked why he said because it just isn't
xlonleyxinxlifex: well thats a dumb reason
DeffyJellyxOx: yea
xlonleyxinxlifex: you had a better one for breaking up
DeffyJellyxOx: oh well..i'll just work on moose:-)
xlonleyxinxlifex: lol
xlonleyxinxlifex: you should have broken up with his ugly face
DeffyJellyxOx: lmao i should call him back and be like "YOU KNOW WHAT?!!? NO I'M FUCKING BREAKING UP WITH YOU ASSHOLE!"
xlonleyxinxlifex: yeah but change the asshole to a ugly mutha fucka
xlonleyxinxlifex: gradma fuka
DeffyJellyxOx: so i should say "YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!! NO I'M FUCKING BREAKING UP WITH YOU YOU UGLY MUTHA FUCKA!"
xlonleyxinxlifex: yeah
DeffyJellyxOx: lol
xlonleyxinxlifex: :-)
xlonleyxinxlifex: i think i just had a tiny orgasm
DeffyJellyxOx: LMFAO!
xlonleyxinxlifex: :-)
DeffyJellyxOx: i love you girl<333
xlonleyxinxlifex: girl i luv you too
Auto response from xlonleyxinxlifex: hi. i have the awsomeist best friend in the world. you can argue with me but Guarantee i'll win. :-D
xlonleyxinxlifex: bitch we're bringing sexy back
xlonleyxinxlifex returned at 4:10:59 PM.
DeffyJellyxOx: OH HELL YEA! THEM OTHA HOES DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT
xlonleyxinxlifex: yeah boiii
DeffyJellyxOx: dey be like "damnnn liz and becca is sexii"
xlonleyxinxlifex: fo real
DeffyJellyxOx: :-)
xlonleyxinxlifex: hello Rebecca get your sexy on
DeffyJellyxOx: hello Elizabeth, get your sexy on;-)
xlonleyxinxlifex: pshh i've had my sexy on
DeffyJellyxOx: lmao<3
xlonleyxinxlifex: from the day i came out of my mothers uterus
xlonleyxinxlifex: :-D
DeffyJellyxOx: damn girll that's like 16 yearss
DeffyJellyxOx: and a couple months
DeffyJellyxOx: ;-)
xlonleyxinxlifex: yeah
xlonleyxinxlifex: ;-)
DeffyJellyxOx: that's a lot of sexy
xlonleyxinxlifex: i know you can't handle this
DeffyJellyxOx: psh i could..dem otha boys can't
DeffyJellyxOx: or girls
xlonleyxinxlifex: lol
xlonleyxinxlifex: caca
DeffyJellyxOx: poopoo
xlonleyxinxlifex: doodoo
DeffyJellyxOx: shitshit
xlonleyxinxlifex: bitchbitch
DeffyJellyxOx: cuntcunt
xlonleyxinxlifex: clitoris
xlonleyxinxlifex: hehe
DeffyJellyxOx: lmao
DeffyJellyxOx: TENTICLES!
xlonleyxinxlifex: haha
xlonleyxinxlifex: :-*:-P
DeffyJellyxOx: mm girl
xlonleyxinxlifex: i know
DeffyJellyxOx: fuck i'm trying to fucking send you a fucking comment and it won't fucking let me
xlonleyxinxlifex: ahh fuck
DeffyJellyxOx: fucking for real
xlonleyxinxlifex: i fuckin know
DeffyJellyxOx: lol
xlonleyxinxlifex: lol
xlonleyxinxlifex: unda da sea
xlonleyxinxlifex: darling its better down where its wetter ;-)
xlonleyxinxlifex: no problem carl
DeffyJellyxOx: i'm carl?
xlonleyxinxlifex: yeah thats what i named you
best friends for 3 years. I love this girl more than anything
lol she is my best friend :] && we are really weird! :D:Dilygirl!