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The Ideal Human
1. Download ringtones from Jamster
2. Chooses cheeseburgers over chicken strips
3. Yell at drive-thru workers about their pitiful and worthless existence
4. Mexi-Stache, please
5. Crossdresses on special ocassions
6. Plays the Key-Tar. Professionally
7. Knows how to speak the language from Star Trek
8. Denchers with braces on them
9. Thinks they used to be a Sabertooth tiger in their past life
10. Watches Digi-Mon religiously, POKEMON IS FOR BITCHES