No, I've never been to New Zealand. Why do you ask?

[9while9]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kPuTAtBDB8&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

Fuckin' priceless.

You know I'd do the same.

(Oh wait, I have done the same...and I'll do it again in a heartbeat. I'm no one's whipping boy.)