a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a git

[90648]

hello

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[mouthfulofrain]

if you delete this you're just as bad as me! so don't delete it!

[90648]

lj entries are so boring

everyone in the world is boring

[mouthfulofrain]

i love lj entries :(

all my favorite lj updaters never update or when they do it's like 5 sentences long. yours is only 4 sentences!!!

[90648]

my life is so dull it only warrants 4 sentences if any at all

[mouthfulofrain]

i'm pretty sure after a WHOLE YEAR you could think of at least 46 more sentences

46 sentences pt. 1

[90648]

1. i hate megan.
2. i really hate megan.
3. i hate megan more than i could ever hate anyone or anything that has existed.
4. everything megan does makes me want to throw up so many times that i'd have no internal organs left to sustain life.
5. i will attempt to list all of the things that megan does that makes me want to die but i'm afraid i can only capture a small portion of the crimes against civilized society that this yeti commits.
6. megan loves her daddy a little too much

46 sentences pt. 2

[90648]

24. when she's not out slowly driving every living animal to suicide and making revolting lesbian porn with wiccans and sasquatches, she's at home wasting away on the internet while she draws naked pictures of bill bailey and tries to convince me and everyone else she knows to roll play with her

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[mouthfulofrain]

if someone in any of my classes tries to be friendly and talkative with me i will give them a copy of this i think

i'll make so many friends >:8

THIS NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD SOMEHOW CAUSE ITS HILARIOUS BUT NO ONE WOULD RLY UNDERSTAND IT ;-;

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[90648]

i think you should put it on yr user info as a testimonial

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[mouthfulofrain]

yr fookin brilliant

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[parvardigar]

YAAAAAAY RUM TUM TUGGER!!!!!!!!!!11

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[90648]

not you too!!!!