46 sentences pt. 290648September 19 2009, 10:07:46 UTC
24. when she's not out slowly driving every living animal to suicide and making revolting lesbian porn with wiccans and sasquatches, she's at home wasting away on the internet while she draws naked pictures of bill bailey and tries to convince me and everyone else she knows to roll play with her. 25. the bathroom is an unknown concept to megan, as she feels her pants are sufficient enough and just lets loose whenever she pleases. 26. however, megan will occasionally put as many layers of clothes on as possible to venture into the all-too-clean area of a bathroom to shave her beard and moustache. 27. when megan does this, she feels infected from the actual livable state of her bathroom and runs into the kitchen to roll around in her cat's litterbox which hasn't been cleaned in 6 years because, as i said, megan abuses animals. 28. i wouldn't clean the bloody thing either, because stardust is a demon cat thanks to all the abuse she's suffered at the hands of megan over the years. 29. megan's favourite slash pairing is gandalf/bill bailey and has drawn over 100 pictures of them together. 30. at 21 years of age (supposedly), the longest job megan has ever held was for 3 months at a balloon store where she walked around naked popping as many balloons as she could with her overgrown body hair (yes, it's that thick). 31. i say "supposedly" because most 21 year olds don't have tits sagging along the floor behind them, full beards but bald heads, and 4 teeth. 32. megan is a dedicated anime fangirl and regularly attends conventions, in the nude, claiming her costume is "the giant blob." 33. megan doesn't actually know where her vagina is. 34. in an attempt to make the discovery of her lifetime, megan lets small rodents run down her pants to try to find her special lady place for her. 35. needless to say, those poor animals are never seen again. 36. occasionally megan's shitty car breaks down and she is no longer able to run over animals with them, so instead she runs at them with her chin pointing outward, which on impact is actually more effective than her 2 ton car. 37. megan's chin also doubles quite well as a dining table for when she needs to reward herself for her catch with her catch. 38. megan is actually the biggest philistine i have ever met in my entire life and tries to make up the most pathetic excuses for it. 39. perhaps she cannot be blamed for this though, as she didn't actually leave her bedroom closet until she was 15 years old. 40. mentally, she still is 15 years old (which also, in turn, explains the type of people she is attracted to). 41. in fact, there are dozens of young boys and girls who are still going through therapy thanks to megan's endless advances. 42. when she's not making advances on poor small children, she's going after her family members, the mentally disabled, and animals. 43. since these advances megan makes almost always fail, she is resorted to humping pillows. 44. her favourite pillow watching movie is both the musical "cats" and videos of cats playing with yarn balls on youtube. 45. after all, the rum tum tugger is a curious cat. 46. megan has the biggest gunt in recorded history.
25. the bathroom is an unknown concept to megan, as she feels her pants are sufficient enough and just lets loose whenever she pleases.
26. however, megan will occasionally put as many layers of clothes on as possible to venture into the all-too-clean area of a bathroom to shave her beard and moustache.
27. when megan does this, she feels infected from the actual livable state of her bathroom and runs into the kitchen to roll around in her cat's litterbox which hasn't been cleaned in 6 years because, as i said, megan abuses animals.
28. i wouldn't clean the bloody thing either, because stardust is a demon cat thanks to all the abuse she's suffered at the hands of megan over the years.
29. megan's favourite slash pairing is gandalf/bill bailey and has drawn over 100 pictures of them together.
30. at 21 years of age (supposedly), the longest job megan has ever held was for 3 months at a balloon store where she walked around naked popping as many balloons as she could with her overgrown body hair (yes, it's that thick).
31. i say "supposedly" because most 21 year olds don't have tits sagging along the floor behind them, full beards but bald heads, and 4 teeth.
32. megan is a dedicated anime fangirl and regularly attends conventions, in the nude, claiming her costume is "the giant blob."
33. megan doesn't actually know where her vagina is.
34. in an attempt to make the discovery of her lifetime, megan lets small rodents run down her pants to try to find her special lady place for her.
35. needless to say, those poor animals are never seen again.
36. occasionally megan's shitty car breaks down and she is no longer able to run over animals with them, so instead she runs at them with her chin pointing outward, which on impact is actually more effective than her 2 ton car.
37. megan's chin also doubles quite well as a dining table for when she needs to reward herself for her catch with her catch.
38. megan is actually the biggest philistine i have ever met in my entire life and tries to make up the most pathetic excuses for it.
39. perhaps she cannot be blamed for this though, as she didn't actually leave her bedroom closet until she was 15 years old.
40. mentally, she still is 15 years old (which also, in turn, explains the type of people she is attracted to).
41. in fact, there are dozens of young boys and girls who are still going through therapy thanks to megan's endless advances.
42. when she's not making advances on poor small children, she's going after her family members, the mentally disabled, and animals.
43. since these advances megan makes almost always fail, she is resorted to humping pillows.
44. her favourite pillow watching movie is both the musical "cats" and videos of cats playing with yarn balls on youtube.
45. after all, the rum tum tugger is a curious cat.
46. megan has the biggest gunt in recorded history.
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i'll make so many friends >:8
THIS NEEDS TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD SOMEHOW CAUSE ITS HILARIOUS BUT NO ONE WOULD RLY UNDERSTAND IT ;-;
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