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[8etterl8]

[The camera comes on and at first, you just see a spindly leg pulling back very quickly. Then Vriska is sitting there, patting down her chest as if looking for some sort of injury.] Guess I still have all the luck. Aaaaaaaall of it. Just wait until I find her... huh?

[She picks up the gear after a second, kind of glancing it over.] Where the hell

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[pokemondolly]

why do you type like that? （￣^￣；）

[Forgive her, you're her first troll.]

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[8etterl8]

8ecause it's how I type!!!!!!!!
There 8n't anything wrong with how I type.
At least I don't type 8oringly!!!!!!!!

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[pokemondolly]

why all the 8s?

[Trying to be friendly, she is.]

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[8etterl8]

8's are kind of my thing.
Like my theme.
Aaaaaaaall of us where I'm from have our own unique way of typing.

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[usedwindything]

[Welp. She's back.]

welcome to johto, vriska.
again.
man this is weird.
anyway, it's good to have you back and here are the basics!
the little creature with you is called a pokemon.
it's your pet and your friend and it will protect you.
you look like a human because you ARE a human.
for some reason johto changes all non-humans when it brings them here.

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[8etterl8]

Joooooooohn!!!!!!!!
W8, what do you mean again? I can assure you I've neeeeeeeever 8een here 8efore John.
That's just dum8.
And w8!
W8! W8! W8! W8! W8! W8! W8! W8!
How does this place turn non-humans human!?!?!?!?
John, that doesn't make any sense!

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[usedwindything]

hehehe.
believe it or not, but i assure you that you have been here twice before.
it happens sometimes.
and i have no idea how it does it.
it's just one of those weird johto things.

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[8etterl8]

Twice, huh?
How strange. I don't remem8er 8eing anywhere like this 8efore.
8ut you know what John, I don't think you would lie to me a8out something like that.
So I'm in some altern8 universe that I've 8een to 8efore, 8ut don't remem8er. And I've got this Poké-creature thing. A spider thing........
I'm also a human........
You guys are really as soft and squishy as you look.

[Yes she's totally poking herself in the stomach.]

[p2iioniichacker]

0h, hey. i guess we were a bit l0w 0n 0ur huge bitch qu0ta here, ehehehe. y0u sh0wed up just in time.
i guess y0u d0n't remember being here, but it l00ks like j0hn's already g0t the explanati0n part d0wn.
y0u need anything else?

[8etterl8]

Awwwwwwww, did you miss Sollux.
I know it's kind of hard to do without me. ::::D
Anyway, I'm not sure I get all of this. Were we thrown into some alternate world of some sort?

[p2iioniichacker]

n0, s0rry, i've been busy with 0ther pe0ple wh0 are pr0bably a l0t m0re w0rthwhile.
it pretty much is an alternate reality 0r something th0ugh, yeah. just think 0f it as an0ther game and it's easiest.

[8etterl8]

Whaaaaaaaatever you tell yourself. We 8oth know there's no one more worthwhile. xxxxp
Gr8, another game. It 8etter not 8e 8oring!
If this place is going to drag me into it, it 8etter keep me entertained!

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[soulcool]

good to see you back in johto, vriska.

i almost started to miss hearing you bitch.

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[8etterl8]

Wow, thanks.
I have no idea who you are, 8ut you're right to have missed me.
Sooooooo
Who are you?

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[soulcool]

name's soul eater.

anyone give you the rundown yet, or do i have to?

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[8etterl8]

Soul Eater.
What kind of strange name is that?

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[usedtherapy]

It's good to see you've returned, Vriska.
I am going to take an educated guess that you remember nothing of your previous stays here.
Has anyone given you a proper introduction and welcoming?
I would not mind doing so in the absence of such proper etiquette.

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[8etterl8]

Gr8 guess there, perhaps you should make a career out it Seer.
John and Sollux explained things. Altern8 universe, Poké creatures, 8luh 8luh.
You can keep your novels to yourself this time.

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[usedtherapy]

Seer?
Interesting title choice, though I'm no seer simply because I can make correct assumptions based on past experiences.
Oh good. How fortunate it is to have them to rely upon.
And I assure you, I had no intentions of offering you a novel of explanation.
Merely a few quick and to the point facts.
I also have little intention of offering you any novels in the future, in case you need reassurance.
"This time", however?
Does this mean you've spoken to me previously within your time line?
Or are you merely assuming I gave you such long introductions the previous two times you were here?

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[8etterl8]

Woooooooow, it was totally a joke.
Also you've never given me novels before.
I've never actually talked to you, I try to avoid it as much as possi8le.
You guys seem to forget that we have access to your entire timelines though.
I've seeeeeeeen the novels you write.
Hehehehehehehehe.