[The camera comes on and at first, you just see a spindly leg pulling back very quickly. Then Vriska is sitting there, patting down her chest as if looking for some sort of injury.] Guess I still have all the luck. Aaaaaaaall of it. Just wait until I find her... huh?
[She picks up the gear after a second, kind of glancing it over.] Where the hell did this come from? Is it... it's recording me, isn't it?!
[And the feed shuts off.]
Anyone want to explain to me wh8t ex8ctly is g8ing on here????????
This is n8t a gr8 time to 8e r8ndomly appearing r8ndomly rand8m places!!!!!!!!
And why do I look l8ke some s8ft fleshy human........?