Take All the Things That You Know and Run Without Letting Them Go
its official- the next italian person i see driving around the streets of vancouver, obnoxiously honking their horns and waving italian flags in parade fashion is going to get a very nasty glance from this guy. AHHH!! so what, italy won. thats cool. no, actually it fuckin sucks. but since this world cup has begun, i havent witnessed any other countrymen/women be so obnoxious about their "country's" football team. whats with the national pride? if theyre so proud to be italian, they should move their asses back to italy, and stop bugging me with their irritating parade sauntering after a team italy win.
perhaps im just upset that germany has been knocked out of the finals. its true. however, i guarantee you, if the germans had won today, i wouldnt have seen parades of cars honking and flying the black red and yellow. two countries should be elliminated from the face of this earth based on my world cup 2006 experience- italy, and brazil. both teams are represented by obnoxious canadian expatriates. well. ok. italy can stay. but only if they are overrun by some neutral country like switzerland and then the italian people themselves are shipped into outerspace to colonize a new earth. much like how australia was used for prisoners, the outerspace (and some yet-to-be-named planet/asteroid/cloud of dust) will become home for an unwanted people.
ill only retract this previous statement given the following circumstances-
1. you stop being so damned irritating with the flags and most of all, the honking.
2. you continue making vespa scooters, and give me one.
3. you give everybody in the world a free italian soda.
that is all.
and now, i would like to take the time to congratulate my teams of the world cup 2006 (Germany and England) for being such good sports, and making it as far as you did. Especially Germany, because your my team...and you made it to the semifinals, so thats cool. and also to England for nearly beating portugal in the quarter finals with 3 of your star players missing. fantastic.
italy-stop being so douchey. because of your countrymen/women's actions, i have decided to side with the french tomorrow against portugal, and hopefully against you on sunday in the final game of the world cup 2006.
perhaps im just upset that germany has been knocked out of the finals. its true. however, i guarantee you, if the germans had won today, i wouldnt have seen parades of cars honking and flying the black red and yellow. two countries should be elliminated from the face of this earth based on my world cup 2006 experience- italy, and brazil. both teams are represented by obnoxious canadian expatriates. well. ok. italy can stay. but only if they are overrun by some neutral country like switzerland and then the italian people themselves are shipped into outerspace to colonize a new earth. much like how australia was used for prisoners, the outerspace (and some yet-to-be-named planet/asteroid/cloud of dust) will become home for an unwanted people.
ill only retract this previous statement given the following circumstances-
1. you stop being so damned irritating with the flags and most of all, the honking.
2. you continue making vespa scooters, and give me one.
3. you give everybody in the world a free italian soda.
that is all.
and now, i would like to take the time to congratulate my teams of the world cup 2006 (Germany and England) for being such good sports, and making it as far as you did. Especially Germany, because your my team...and you made it to the semifinals, so thats cool. and also to England for nearly beating portugal in the quarter finals with 3 of your star players missing. fantastic.
italy-stop being so douchey. because of your countrymen/women's actions, i have decided to side with the french tomorrow against portugal, and hopefully against you on sunday in the final game of the world cup 2006.