[Private-SECURE!: Hackable only by Dwayne or Vala, but only if they try]

Must. Not. Stalk. Annoying. Hufflepuffs.
Must. Not. Stalk. Annoying. Hufflepuffs.
Must. Not. Stalk. Annoying. Hufflepuffs.

... Must. Not. Stalk/Maim/Torment/Kill/Feed off of/OR Sleep with Annoying Hufflepuff Girls.

Wait... What the FUCK?!
Definitely no sleeping with them. ( Read more... )