"Wha... Someone turn out the..." *snore, sizzle sound*

"..."

*Loud thud of someone rolling out of bed and hitting the floor, ear piercing screech, EXTRANEOUSLY lengthy and colorful cursing*

"Jesus.... Fucking hell!!! ... Mother of... FUCK!!!"

*sound of cloth being crumpled up, more cursing*

"Who the fuck let the sunshine in?!?!?"