Jul 15, 2009 21:25
"Wha... Someone turn out the..." *snore, sizzle sound*
"..."
*Loud thud of someone rolling out of bed and hitting the floor, ear piercing screech, EXTRANEOUSLY lengthy and colorful cursing*
"Jesus.... Fucking hell!!! ... Mother of... FUCK!!!"
*sound of cloth being crumpled up, more cursing*
"Who the fuck let the sunshine in?!?!?"
sunlight?!,
ow,
fucking oww!!!,
fuck!!!,
why the hell am i on fire?!?,
jesus!!!
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... And excuse me for having a bit of a damn situation... When this damn thing ISN'T trying to kill me, blind me, or maim me, I'll take you're request into careful consideration, I swear.
... Remind me to wake you up with a fire charm some morning, 'n see if you don't scream a little...
[[OOC: Strike is actually VERY difficult to hack for once, pick about 5 words, ideally non-consecutively and that's about what ya get.]]
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And you curse enough without your life being in danger. At least try to hold your tongue.
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Yah, and so does most of the rest of the world. And tell ya what, you shut you're yap before I say somethin' I might regret when I'm not in pain, and Perhaps I'll remember this without feeling pissed off and try you're oh-so-polite 'Suggestion' this next year, huh? Providing you stop pissing me off when I'm in pain, the least I can do is try.
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I didn't say anything that should have 'pissed you off'. Just watch your mouth. That's it. Five seconds of colorful language is MORE than enough to convey you're in pain.
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Ff... Yah, go light yourself on fire, 'n when it starts to hurt, let me know what you're reaction is. C'mon, it'd be for posterity.
Oh, and while you're still smoldering, go ahead and sit through someone trying to lecture you, 'n see if it doesn't tick you off at least a little.
C'mon, I'm realll curious, now... Maybe we should even make a research project out of it. "Common reactions to severe pain, or, how people react and how it differs to how they should react." Could make for an interesting 'self-help' book, ya think?
*Definitely snarky, but is he joking or not? O.o*
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Stop using foul language or just disable your audio option. I'm sure the second option is far easier.
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And I DO disable the stupid audio option... Pretty much every stupid week. I swear to freakin' GOD I do!
But the useless thing ALWAYS defaults back to having it on. ESPECIALLY When I don't want it to!
I never thought anything of it, honestly, because really? That's the LEAST screwed up habit this stupid thing has, even Computers and Muggle devises tend to default like that.
And I only lecture people who harass me endlessly... Now, I swear, I'll work on my 'horrible habit', and I'll once again disable the audio... And in return would you kindly stop freakin' harassing me and riding my ass about it, 'n go the he-... Go away for a bit?
Honestly, reminding me is helpful, I forget a lot of shit. But riding me ass just pisses me off. It's a personal problem, I know, ( ... )
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*hear a long sigh* Whatever, Paul. Just... try your best. I won't remind you all the time. *muttering as his closes the journal to avoid any more rants*
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...
... *Scribbled down for if it's ever read* ... Look... I'm sorry, man.
I know I'm a screw up, and I probably shouldn't even be around any of the kids.
I just don't react well to being... Well, to having something I already know mentioned to me when I'm in that much pain.
So, again... 'm sorry...
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