I have a dream
Last night I had a dream.
I was on a luxury cruise and people were getting really wild having drinks in the sun and in the pool [this is really a weird dream for me, I usually have these dark cyberpunk sci-fi/horror/thriller/comedy dreams]. I was having a good time, made friends with this woman in her 30's. Later she'd walk up to me with...Michael Vartan
[For the past week I've been streaming an Alias marathon. Michael stars in it and I was bound to have some dreams about him because, you've got to know: He totally rocks my socks, makes me wet my panties, HE IS SEX ON LEGS TO ME.]
[and his smile is so gorgeous]
...anyway. She promptly tells me that they're off to have sex! At this point I'm in a horny craze and suggest we have a threesome, and they take me with them.
This part is gonna sound really weird, and I have no idea what my subconscious is trying to tell me by this [not sure I even wanna know!], they start doing their thing, and me and this woman not really having interest for each other decide on that we'll just interact with him. I let her go first...now get this. She doesn't really seem to want intercourse. Instead, she presents him with a ladyshaver, the regular "safe" bladed kind. At this point you're thinking "oh, she wants him to shave her legs/bush/whatever", well no. She kindly request him to stick THAT inside her o_O and the odd part here is that while I look at this, the only thing I'm thinking is "hmm, that's an odd object for that use", and not "OMGWTF this is so disturbing GAAAAHHH" like I went when I woke up.
Anyway after a while of seesawing with the razor, she finishes off which means I'm up.
He's so gentle...he'll tell me that while finishing her off he had only thought about finally geting to me @_____@ and how he feels it's his reward after needing to "get done" with her. And we make love.
WAAAAAH. How can a DREAM make someone as nuts as I am nowwwww <3___<3
I was on a luxury cruise and people were getting really wild having drinks in the sun and in the pool [this is really a weird dream for me, I usually have these dark cyberpunk sci-fi/horror/thriller/comedy dreams]. I was having a good time, made friends with this woman in her 30's. Later she'd walk up to me with...Michael Vartan
[For the past week I've been streaming an Alias marathon. Michael stars in it and I was bound to have some dreams about him because, you've got to know: He totally rocks my socks, makes me wet my panties, HE IS SEX ON LEGS TO ME.]
[and his smile is so gorgeous]
...anyway. She promptly tells me that they're off to have sex! At this point I'm in a horny craze and suggest we have a threesome, and they take me with them.
This part is gonna sound really weird, and I have no idea what my subconscious is trying to tell me by this [not sure I even wanna know!], they start doing their thing, and me and this woman not really having interest for each other decide on that we'll just interact with him. I let her go first...now get this. She doesn't really seem to want intercourse. Instead, she presents him with a ladyshaver, the regular "safe" bladed kind. At this point you're thinking "oh, she wants him to shave her legs/bush/whatever", well no. She kindly request him to stick THAT inside her o_O and the odd part here is that while I look at this, the only thing I'm thinking is "hmm, that's an odd object for that use", and not "OMGWTF this is so disturbing GAAAAHHH" like I went when I woke up.
Anyway after a while of seesawing with the razor, she finishes off which means I'm up.
He's so gentle...he'll tell me that while finishing her off he had only thought about finally geting to me @_____@ and how he feels it's his reward after needing to "get done" with her. And we make love.
WAAAAAH. How can a DREAM make someone as nuts as I am nowwwww <3___<3