intestinal distress

[7thyearjunior]

Last night, in the grips of what could be classified as a drunken stupor, I thoughtlessly grabbed a jar of store-brand, extra crunchy peanut butter from the cupboard that I didn't remember purchasing or having seen before. After eating roughly a tablespoon (shut up, I hear enough about how weird this habit is already), I decided that it really

Comments

[jenrad]

DUDE! That is absolutely disgusting. You're lucky your stomach didn't spit it back out. Oh heavens.

Alvin's. Just think of Alvin's.

[7thyearjunior]

Holy fucking shit.

This is your first ever directly relevant comment to one of my posts.

Not to say that what I choose to vomit forth here is worthy of anyones' energy or anything....

But still....

...

I'm so proud, Jen.

I could just burst.

Now hook me up with your roommate.

No, really.

Seriously -- I'm not kidding.

[thesparrow]

No, she's gonna hook ME up with her roomate!

[7thyearjunior]

Oh yeah.....

I'm totally down for Alvin's.

But only because your hot ass is going to be there.

[toxicacid]

♥Just be extremely grateful it was peanut butter and not SPAM or canned sardines. As for the peanut butter in spoonfuls, I've done it... therefore I can't knock it.

Yes, you have received a random post from some weird person that was enlightened by your comment to her post, feel mortified!♥

[spamtastik]

you're funny.