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Jan 27, 2010 21:59

If you're trying to be flattering, calling me a "sexy redhead" isn't the best way to go about it. But I suppose you, whoever you are, feel better for it because it's unsigned. But the chocolates were lovely.

And I haven't gotten flowers in a long while, so that was nice too, I suppose.

... still an awkward curse, though, isn't it.

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[ OFF-NETWORK | ANONYMOUSLY SENT ]

PETER PEVENSIE

Peter Pevensie with hair so gold
Looks like he’s my age but he’s actually old
But that doesn’t matter to anyone, especially me
Because he is a good friend and I can see
That he cares about family and people and life
Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to be his wife.

But not quite; he’s more like a brother to me
And that’s really how things ought to be.

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CLAIRE BENNET

You know what I love about my good friend Claire?
She’s funny and brilliant and has great hair
Her baking is rather excellent too
And I’m glad that we’ve got the same shoe
Size.

I wonder if she’ll let me borrow them sometime
I hate this curse because I can’t bloody rhyme.

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DR ROBERT CHASE

Chase is a nice sort, a bit odd but fair
And I'd say he, like Claire, has great hair
But honestly, he gave me a bit of a fright
Since we kissed the first time we met
(And he was only alright.)

That’s a lie.

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AMORY FELIX

Amory, you are a complete and total git
Watch out or I’ll give your shins a kick
I can make it look like an accident too
And play sweet and innocent while your legs turn blue.

Doesn’t sound like I admire you when I put it that way
So I guess I admire how you're an arse 24 hours a day.

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SIRIUS BLACK

Not quite the wizard I’ve known for a while
This Sirius Black’s got a different style
He’s loads happier and a charmer at that
He’ll flirt with anything that moves at the drop of a hat
I’ve heard he’s great on a broom or so the rumours go
Reckon he’ll be up for a match? It’s a guaranteed show

I hope he isn’t too sore when I win
I’d hate to wipe away that oh-so dashing grin.

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REMUS LUPIN

Remus is actually much the same
Quiet sort, likes tea, Ravenclawish sort of brain.
It’d be better if he stood up for himself one day
And I know that he does but it’s ages away
Don’t apologise for Sirius’ idiotic tricks
And just jump on a broom, it won’t damage your bits!

I bet you’d be an excellent flier with time
And I swear I won’t laugh too much when you land in the grime.

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HARRY POTTER

I miss you more than words can say
Though I know you’re off doing what you must and saving the day
It’s dangerous but it’s what you’re meant to do
I only wish I could have come along too
It’s all for stupid, noble reasons at that!
When you come back, you get a kiss as well as a slap.

Damn the war and damn you, the Boy Who Lived
Because Merlin knows what I would give
To see to it you come home alive
It scares me to think what’ll happen if you don’t survive
Selfish as it is, not to the wizarding world as a whole
But to me; to my heart, hope and soul.

[ooc; OH GOD SOB. Okay. Canon that Ginny writes awful poetry. She tried to fight the curse as best she could, but the only thing she could manage to do was change the handwriting on ALL OF THESE and they were ANONYMOUS but some are so painfully obviously from her. So feel free to have your characters find these slid under their doors or in a pocket or whatnot.

And even if a poem isn't up here, if you want to say your character got a REALLY HORRIBLE POEM, feel free! Especially if they know Ginny.

... scream.]

sirius black, affected: definitely, remus, 02, amory, stupid noble boys, peter pevensie, oh the irony, claire bennet, tl;dr time, chase, harry potter, special place for the boy-who-lived, curse, embarrassment matches the hair

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