Flying haiku in the '0-teens

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1. PLAIN TRUTH by Jodi Picoult
Englische defends
Penn Deutsche teenager from
Neonaticide

2. THE HOUR I FIRST BELIEVED by Wally Lamb
Columbine's just the
Beginning for spouses: He's
Thrown for loops, she's jailed

3. HELEN OF TROY by Margaret George
Bio of ship-faced
Beauty who longed for that last
Tango with Paris

And bonus, from the movie I'm currently watching -- to the tune of "Oops, I Did It Again":

Oops, I've got a career
By shaking my rear
And making guys leer

Oh, baby, baby

Oops, I'm gonna sing more
And dance like a whore
I'm just not talented