Real update later, i promise.

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HER: my horrid back. need a massage. lol
ME: ill massage you, come here
HER: mm. thatd be nice.
ME: i give good massages!
ME: ;-)
HER: maybe if you came over.
HER: id pay you!!
ME: i do you for free!
ME: er
ME: well you know what i mean
HER: heh. mmhmm.