Perverted Poems
I wrote one called "Caroline Price" a long time ago as a mockery of depressing poetry. Then today while i was waiting for class to start, I wrote "Fred" and "Mr. Ferdinand". But everything got better when Alison came in. We came up with all sorts of ideas and wrote a bunch in P.E. (amazing huh?). Well, here's what we created.
"Caroline Price"
Caroline Price
(Who's only been loved twice)
She made love to a wine bottle today.
She pushed and she pulled
Herself, she couldn't fool
But it was the only price she could pay
"Fred"
There once was a lover named Fred
Be liked to eat pussy while it bled
Licking and lapping
While she was napping
Until she woke to find him in her bed
"Mr. Ferdanand"
Young Mr. Ferdanand
Didn't like being a man
Jealous he was of the ladies and whores
He came back with robes
And other various cloths
And now he's admired in the boudoir
Here's where Alison came in you guys. And as most of you know, she's afraid of butterflies so we went off on that.
"Alison and Her Gun Part I"
Alison was going to have some fun
But, like always, she brought her gun.
She met a man named Sky
She didn't know he dressed like a butterfly.
When in bed, she saw his wings
She shot him and sighed 'I hate cleaning these things'
"Alison and Her Gun Part II"
Alison, these days, was getting quite bored
You see, it's quite tiring being the town whore.
Then she saw a man she once knew
A very freakish case of deja vu
How'd butterfly man survive the fun?
Oh well, at least she brought her gun.
We decided we had to write little poems for other people we knew too. Of course, all of these are fictional and if anyone is offended, truly sorry.
"Shaun's Toes"
She has a secret
That nobody knows
She likes it when men
Suck on her toes
But when a boy tried it on her
She realized she didn't like it anymore
And after he kissed her
She spewed on the floor
"Domont"
When Domont met Sally Sue
He didn' realize she was a dude
She kept it nice and snug
He never knew what was under the rug
When realization finally struck
Domont stated 'I don't give a fuck!'
"Tommie"
Tommie met a guy named Jack
She thought he was hot ('cause he was black)
But once he put it in her
She felt quite perturbed
It was too small to fit in
and ink rubbed off his skin
She saw that it was a ploy
and shouted 'Hey, you're a white boy!'
"Mr. Fife"
Mr. Fife
You have a wife
Don't hit on me today.
Mr. Fife
Get a life
'Cause I'm 15 years to this day
"Sky and the Butterfly (Or How He Becomes a Butterfly)"
Young skinny Skyler
Sat down beside her
And frightened the lady away.
Along came a strange man
Who wore wings and a cartigan
And he sucked him off all day.
"Nicole"
She once met a boy named Sam
He liked her best wrapped in ham
He mady pussy au joux
And fucked her with food
Then she said 'Grab the jam'
"Caroline Price"
Caroline Price
(Who's only been loved twice)
She made love to a wine bottle today.
She pushed and she pulled
Herself, she couldn't fool
But it was the only price she could pay
"Fred"
There once was a lover named Fred
Be liked to eat pussy while it bled
Licking and lapping
While she was napping
Until she woke to find him in her bed
"Mr. Ferdanand"
Young Mr. Ferdanand
Didn't like being a man
Jealous he was of the ladies and whores
He came back with robes
And other various cloths
And now he's admired in the boudoir
Here's where Alison came in you guys. And as most of you know, she's afraid of butterflies so we went off on that.
"Alison and Her Gun Part I"
Alison was going to have some fun
But, like always, she brought her gun.
She met a man named Sky
She didn't know he dressed like a butterfly.
When in bed, she saw his wings
She shot him and sighed 'I hate cleaning these things'
"Alison and Her Gun Part II"
Alison, these days, was getting quite bored
You see, it's quite tiring being the town whore.
Then she saw a man she once knew
A very freakish case of deja vu
How'd butterfly man survive the fun?
Oh well, at least she brought her gun.
We decided we had to write little poems for other people we knew too. Of course, all of these are fictional and if anyone is offended, truly sorry.
"Shaun's Toes"
She has a secret
That nobody knows
She likes it when men
Suck on her toes
But when a boy tried it on her
She realized she didn't like it anymore
And after he kissed her
She spewed on the floor
"Domont"
When Domont met Sally Sue
He didn' realize she was a dude
She kept it nice and snug
He never knew what was under the rug
When realization finally struck
Domont stated 'I don't give a fuck!'
"Tommie"
Tommie met a guy named Jack
She thought he was hot ('cause he was black)
But once he put it in her
She felt quite perturbed
It was too small to fit in
and ink rubbed off his skin
She saw that it was a ploy
and shouted 'Hey, you're a white boy!'
"Mr. Fife"
Mr. Fife
You have a wife
Don't hit on me today.
Mr. Fife
Get a life
'Cause I'm 15 years to this day
"Sky and the Butterfly (Or How He Becomes a Butterfly)"
Young skinny Skyler
Sat down beside her
And frightened the lady away.
Along came a strange man
Who wore wings and a cartigan
And he sucked him off all day.
"Nicole"
She once met a boy named Sam
He liked her best wrapped in ham
He mady pussy au joux
And fucked her with food
Then she said 'Grab the jam'