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Title: Totally Cescy Christmas
Pairings: Cesc Fabregas/David Silva/Gerard Pique/Mesut Ozil/Sergio Ramos/Guti/Iker Casillas/Cristiano Ronaldo(in various combinations)
Rating: NC-17 for filth and lack of plot
Summary: I didn't know what to get Pic Fic Cesc for Christmas, so I wrote him a pointless orgy.
Words: 4871
Disclaimer: This is not true and ( Read more... )

Title: Real Madrid Ficlets
Pairings: Guti/Cristiano Ronaldo/Iker Casillas, Guti/Raul, Cristiano Ronaldo/Sergio Canales, Sergio Ramos/Cristiano Ronaldo/Angel di Maria, Cristiano Ronaldo/Sergio Ramos, Mesut Ozil, Sami Khedira
Rating: mostly NC-17
Disclaimer: even I don't believe the trash I write.
A/N: Written for alldayfootiecp and commentporn. Thanks to everyone who ( Read more... )

Title:Real Madrid Ficlets
Pairings: Xabi/Bojan/Sergio Canales(AU), Xabi/Sergio Ramos/Sergio Canales, Jose Mourinho/Cristiano Ronaldo, Jose/Cristiano/Gonzalo Higuain/Xabi, Gonzalo Higuain/Cristiano/Esteban Granero, Various others.
Rating:NC-17 overall
Summary: Several short ficlets, some filthy, some sweet, some funny....
Disclaimer:Not even ( Read more... )

Title: Hugging It Out
Pairing: Wayne Rooney/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: R? for sex, language, and Wayne being an asshat.
Words: 2671
Summary: Following the incident at the 2006 World Cup, Wayne and Cristiano are sent to therapy to work out their issues.
Disclaimer: This didn't happen.
A/N: This is a vintage fic that I started in 2006, back when this ( Read more... )

Title: Two Ficlets
Pairings: Wayne Rooney/Fernando Torres, Wayne Rooney/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1048
Disclaimer: Not true.
A/N: Two longer ficlets about Wayne, written for alldayfootiecp and inspired by prompts from karneol_vision

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Title: August Comment Porn
Rating: NC-17 mostly.
Pairings: Steven Gerrard/Xabi Alonso, Luis Figo/Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney/Cristiano Ronaldo, Guti/Sergio Canales, Steven Gerrard/Rafael Benitez, Diego Forlan/Quique Sanchez Flores, Gonzalo Higuain/Gabriel Heinze, Diego Forlan/David de Gea, Jose Mourinho/Cristiano Ronaldo(2 fics), Diego Lugano/ ( Read more... )

Title: Sexual Orientation: Part One
Rating: NC-17(for pure filth)
Pairings: Guti/Sergio Canales/Iker Casillas/Raul Gonzalez/Sergio Ramos(various combinations/mentions of others)
Words:5817
Disclaimer: Not true.
Summary: After the match at Racing Santander, everyone wants a sneak preview of new recruit Sergio Canales. Can Guti convince him to play ( Read more... )