You stole it?! No. God loves me...
Mom: Where have you been? I've been calling you and you don't answer.
Me: I told you I was cleaning out my car first and washing it before I come pick you up.
Mom: That was 3 hours ago. Don't lie to me.
Me: What? Nuh uh.
Mom: You're supposed to take me to the store.
Me: Well that's why I'm here. You ready?
Mom: I'm too angry. I don't want to go anymore.
Me: What?! Why not?
Mom: Because you took too long.
Me: I told you I was going to clean out my car first.
Mom: It doesn't take anyone 3 hours.
Me: It does me!
Mom: I've done it and it only takes me a few minutes.
Me: And that's why you're bad at it.
So I take her to the Asian market and I told her I was going to walk to the pizza shop to get pizza. Found $20....yay! Now I can get chicken wings too!
Me: Told ya Momma, I wasn't lying. God gave me $20 dollars to tell you that I wasn't lying. I found $20 dollars on the road on my way to pizza.
Mom: You stole the $20 dollars from the road?!!
Me: Whaaaaaa?! I didn't steal it. God loves me. Besides the road don't need it. (Got that one from David)
Mom: Think of the guy who lost that $20 dollars.
Me: 0.o 0.o 0.o
Mom: Fine just thank God and count your blessings.
Me: I told you I was cleaning out my car first and washing it before I come pick you up.
Mom: That was 3 hours ago. Don't lie to me.
Me: What? Nuh uh.
Mom: You're supposed to take me to the store.
Me: Well that's why I'm here. You ready?
Mom: I'm too angry. I don't want to go anymore.
Me: What?! Why not?
Mom: Because you took too long.
Me: I told you I was going to clean out my car first.
Mom: It doesn't take anyone 3 hours.
Me: It does me!
Mom: I've done it and it only takes me a few minutes.
Me: And that's why you're bad at it.
So I take her to the Asian market and I told her I was going to walk to the pizza shop to get pizza. Found $20....yay! Now I can get chicken wings too!
Me: Told ya Momma, I wasn't lying. God gave me $20 dollars to tell you that I wasn't lying. I found $20 dollars on the road on my way to pizza.
Mom: You stole the $20 dollars from the road?!!
Me: Whaaaaaa?! I didn't steal it. God loves me. Besides the road don't need it. (Got that one from David)
Mom: Think of the guy who lost that $20 dollars.
Me: 0.o 0.o 0.o
Mom: Fine just thank God and count your blessings.