Fic: Up a Tree
Title: Up a Tree
Author: 3rdgal
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Rating: PG-13 just to be safe
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Words: ~200
Summary: Written for the Luck of the Dice Challenge. I got 3 - tree
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own them.
A/N: Unbeta’d, sorry for any mistakes.
“Would you stop laughing?”
“But you got treed by an opossum!”
“It was trying to attack me!”
“Only a moron could get chased by the one animal that fakes death at the drop of a pin.”
“Fine, I’m the world’s biggest moron. Now please, get me down.”
“What do you want me to do, call the fire department? We’re in the middle of the wilderness. Besides, I think they limit their stuck-in-a-tree rescues to helpless little kittens, not hapless former oncologists.”
“House! Just shut up and do something!”
“Cripple here, remember? I can’t very well climb up there and carry you down.”
“Then figure something out.”
“You could jump.”
“Seriously? That’s all you can think of? I could break my neck!”
“I know you’re the world’s biggest klutz, but even you wouldn’t break your neck at that height.”
“Fine, I’ll jump if you’ll break my fall.”
“Okay, but… Oh, crap! Wilson, don’t move.”
“What? Why?”
“There’s a hornets nest on the branch above you.”
“Ow!”
“Wow, Wilson! That was an impressive jump.”
“You ass! There never was a hornets nest, was there?”
“I may have lied. But I was right about you not breaking your neck.”
“No, but I think I may have broken my ankle.”
~end~