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One day while Jesus was walking along, he came across a group of people who were about to stone a prostitute to death. He stopped them, saying "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone". The crowd started to disperse, when a little old lady in the crowd let fly with a large rock, which hit the prostitute on the side of the head. Jesus turned to her and said, "Sometimes you really piss me off, Mother"
"Me? Walk on water? You mean you didn't see Moses carrying me?"
"You know, maybe these morons will take me more seriously if I grow a beard."
"Y'know, Satan really isn't a bad guy, he and my daddy had a fight, too bad daddy such an alcoholic, maybe then he would have been nicer and not changed Stan's name to satan."
-quotes straight from the mouth of jesus to the internet.
"Me? Walk on water? You mean you didn't see Moses carrying me?"
"You know, maybe these morons will take me more seriously if I grow a beard."
"Y'know, Satan really isn't a bad guy, he and my daddy had a fight, too bad daddy such an alcoholic, maybe then he would have been nicer and not changed Stan's name to satan."
-quotes straight from the mouth of jesus to the internet.