(Shared with permission by TheFerrett.)

One of the reasons monogamy is so damned pervasive is that you can win at monogamy. Every relationship in a monogamous setting has the goal baked right in: Date. Get engaged. Move in together. Marry. Don't cheat. Die.

...aaaaand you've won at monogamy! Collect your prize from the funeral director in the form of ( Read more... )