I saw the fucking manliest u-turn today.
Here I am sitting at a stoplight on Tennessee street, waiting to turn left onto Macomb. Now, Macomb is a divided street with a concrete median in the middle. As I wait, I see a black Dodge Ram Dually big-fucking-truck on Macomb to my left. With a red light, and cross traffic still coming, I'm pretty sure this truck made a u-turn from the on-coming lane....INTO A FUCKING CURB, ACROSS THE SIDEWALK, BETWEEN A FUCKING LIGHT POST AND BUSH. I drew some pictures of it:
In the first you can see a general view of the event.
In the second, you can see the traffic flow and his awesome disregard for it.