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At first I thought.
So you get a bunch of spiders, and train them. Train them to operate a mechanical dog suit. Then train the spider/dog suit thing to go look cute infront of irritating people, then jump out and bite the shit out of them.
Then I relized that was just silly.
What the spiders in a dog suit needs is a bee cannon mounted on it's back. So rather then having to look cute, the dog suit is just a disguise. So the spiders in a dog suit with a bee cannon on it's back can infiltrate groups of irritating people then hose them down with swarms of bees shot out of a cannon.
So I suppose that means.
Step one
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Dear Santa,
1) At least 1000 but no more then 1500 trained spiders.
2) A robotic dog "suit" designed with spiders in mind, please take spider ergonomics in to consideration.
3) A magic bee cannon that can fire swarms of bees and never has to be reloaded.
Step two
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AWESHUM
Step three
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......
Step four
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Profit.
So you get a bunch of spiders, and train them. Train them to operate a mechanical dog suit. Then train the spider/dog suit thing to go look cute infront of irritating people, then jump out and bite the shit out of them.
Then I relized that was just silly.
What the spiders in a dog suit needs is a bee cannon mounted on it's back. So rather then having to look cute, the dog suit is just a disguise. So the spiders in a dog suit with a bee cannon on it's back can infiltrate groups of irritating people then hose them down with swarms of bees shot out of a cannon.
So I suppose that means.
Step one
--------
Dear Santa,
1) At least 1000 but no more then 1500 trained spiders.
2) A robotic dog "suit" designed with spiders in mind, please take spider ergonomics in to consideration.
3) A magic bee cannon that can fire swarms of bees and never has to be reloaded.
Step two
--------
AWESHUM
Step three
----------
......
Step four
---------
Profit.