..you don't see things that are blatanlty obvious.

i was grabbin' coffee this morning and i noticed that one of the shops in the strip mall had closed up. when i looked up to see which shop it was i saw that it was dress barn.

"dress barn".

i had to laugh to myself because if that doesn't scream weight watchers, i don't know what does.

where i work...we're one step above you cube-jockeys. we all have offices. yes, all ( Read more... )

Metairie, La. -- It looked like a refugee camp in some desperately poor country on the other side of the world ( Read more... )

get down noodle

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http://games.yahoo.com/games/downloads/tx.html

love, love, love it. can't get enough.

i watched this "brat camp" show last night which is about these "troubled" kids being sent to a wilderness camp as an intense form of therapy for their dysfunction, whatever it may be ( Read more... )

dolt (d
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what can i say? its like a hot, soapy shower after a long night at a cigar/swingers party.

no matter how dirty i get out there, its always standing by, ready to make me clean again.

where's my rubber ducky?

almost funch time...and the caffeine's still kickin'.

love the days when you don't wanna work, but the artificial stimulants just keep you rollin'.

"giterdone!"...w/e the fuck that shit means.