My 17 college tips to DB that i wrote in his graduation card.

May 25, 2006 17:19

1) wear flip flops in the shower
2) If you feel a burning desire to go greek (ew) at least wait until your second semester. Make your own friends first.
3) Books are expensive - Buy and Borrow from your friends as much as possible.
4) Bring superglue. You'll need it.
5) Don't let people borrow your videogame controllers
6) Nerf Guns = FUN in a dorm hall.
7) If you NEED to drink to have a fun weekend every weekend, you're not being creative enough, and your friends might be lame.
8) Beware the "tacoma aroma"
9) Go to Class. Because you're paying hundreds of dollars per lecture.
10) Beware FCA.
11) Participate in Orientation because the more people you talk to, the better, even if you're just complaining about Orientation together.
12) Leave your door OPEN if you're not studying or sleeping.
13) Don't get addicted to Facebook. But make sure you're on it, or you don't exist.
14) Dorm walls are thin.
15) Meet tons of new people and try tons of new (legal) things - Join clubs!
16) Send mail to your HS friends - mail rocks.
17) DON'T OFFEND PEOPLE (aka, don't say things are 'gay')

cornell, nso, family

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