Self-Confidence (aka, Narcissism?) in 8 Easy Steps
1) Open iTunes Store
2) Search your name (also try any alternate less-cool spellings of your name)
3) Skip the albums of artists who might share your name, scrolling down to "Songs"
4) Find a treasure trove of songs titled just for you, seemingly sung just to you
5) Download the cool ones
6) Create playlist of YOUR songs
7) Play it, loudly, on repeat
8) Feel super special
2) Search your name (also try any alternate less-cool spellings of your name)
3) Skip the albums of artists who might share your name, scrolling down to "Songs"
4) Find a treasure trove of songs titled just for you, seemingly sung just to you
5) Download the cool ones
6) Create playlist of YOUR songs
7) Play it, loudly, on repeat
8) Feel super special