... No, I'm not putting off writing an essay. Pfft. Why would you think that?
The exact centre of the internet. Touch it. Touch iiiiit.
Supevillains: a guide to learning from other people's mistakes. I just - I love the last one. I love that some editor actually published that. "FUCK, I'M COVERED IN BEES! ... Fuck, I'm covered in intelligent Nazi bees!"
Just once I'd like to remember. :( "Hi, I'm a Marvel!" "And I'm a DC." Um, possibly this is only hilarious to someone who has watched every comic book movie made in the last eight years and spent the last two weeks reading every downloadable copy of The Avengers on the internet. But still: start at the bottom right and go back from there, and behold what may be achieved with action figures and too much time on your hands.
And finally,
banana cake. (Personally, I like chocolate icing.)
Damn, I'm going to have to spend tomorrow in the library to get this thing done. Curse you, Citizen Kane!