On an eBay listing for Girl Scout Cookies:
I OVER PURCHASED FROM A LITTLE GIRL SELLING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES. THESE ARE MY COOKIES. I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE GIRL SCOUTS. THESE ARE MINE AND IM NOT SELLING THEM FOR ANYONE.
DO NOT EMAIL ME AND TELL ME IM NOT ALLOWED TO SELL GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ONLINE. THESE ARE MINE AND I CAN SELL WHATEVER I WANT AS LONG AS ITS WITHIN EBAYS RULES. I AM NOT MAKING ANY MONEY ON THESE. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I PAID FOR THEM. I DON'T NEED ANYONES COMMENTS.
item #370316478300
[no not this job this job's for losers]
DO NOT EMAIL ME AND TELL ME IM NOT ALLOWED TO SELL GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ONLINE. THESE ARE MINE AND I CAN SELL WHATEVER I WANT AS LONG AS ITS WITHIN EBAYS RULES. I AM NOT MAKING ANY MONEY ON THESE. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I PAID FOR THEM. I DON'T NEED ANYONES COMMENTS.
item #370316478300
[no not this job this job's for losers]