Some say that he was the guy who faked the Loch Ness monster, and that he can't recognize the letter 'H' on sight. All I know is, he's called:
THE STIG EDIT: THIS IS BULLSHIT GOOGLE! They've censored the Stig! (Link below to what it looked like before Google pulled this BS)
Some say that Scotland Yards has ordered Google to censor his image at Loch Ness, and that his left hand is a communication device with a direct link to the mothership. All I know is, he's called
THE STIG [803 and.... not counting]