Yasha 04 - "Stop pretending you're anything more than crack, fanservice and bad production values."
1st_eggokage: OKAY SO YASHA.
1st_eggokage: Where did we last leave our heroes.
teh_slush: You say that like there's a plot.
1st_eggokage: I may be a second off but who cares.
teh_slush: Maybe.
teh_slush: Who cares, it's just Yasha.
teh_slush: And its retarded opening.
1st_eggokage: Feathers.
teh_slush: Feathers everywhere.
1st_eggokage: I still don't get the feathers.
teh_slush: It's ~symbolic~
1st_eggokage: Symbolic of what?
1st_eggokage: Gay fallen angel twins?
teh_slush: Don't tax the writers, Eggo.
1st_eggokage: Mmmm, Rin.
teh_slush: Mmmmm
1st_eggokage: Blah blah blah recap.
teh_slush: GACTGACTGACTGACT
1st_eggokage: It's genetic code. :|
teh_slush: I know :|
teh_slush: I just.
teh_slush: Whenever I see it I think of Whitesnake now.
1st_eggokage: I think of Gurren.
1st_eggokage: So.
teh_slush: Same levels of awesome.
1st_eggokage: GAY. :|
1st_eggokage: Why are you asking your brother to elope with you.
1st_eggokage: I don't understand. ._.
teh_slush: Because he thinks he's actually in old French literature instead of too old for its time Jdramas
1st_eggokage: KEN WTF DO WE LOVE YOU OR NOT.
1st_eggokage: OMG HI MEI
teh_slush: I LOVE KEN.
1st_eggokage: I love Mei more.
1st_eggokage: ..........RIN LOOKS LIKE KAIDOH
1st_eggokage: he's worried about you rin ;;
1st_eggokage: Pfffft.
teh_slush: RIN'S HAIR MUST ALWAYS BE PROPERLY FLUFFED
1st_eggokage: Rin: /hairfluff
teh_slush: IT'S A LAW
teh_slush: Otherwise we couldn't tell them apart.
1st_eggokage: ....!
1st_eggokage: What.
teh_slush: ...The hell you doing
1st_eggokage: What is going on here.
teh_slush: ...I have no idea
1st_eggokage: I.
1st_eggokage: I am slightly worried.
1st_eggokage: More than slightly, if he needed Rin's bandanna to keep from screaming.
1st_eggokage: FLASHBACKS WHAT?
teh_slush: I LOVE HOW HE DISTRACTS HIMSELF WITH MOCCHAN
1st_eggokage: (imogen heap)
teh_slush: MOCCHAN ON THE BEACH
1st_eggokage: God, I hate that shot.
1st_eggokage: It looks like it really hurt. ;;
1st_eggokage: Okay, seriously, we've seen all this already.
teh_slush: Multiple times!
1st_eggokage: We know tiny!Sei is cute. But yes.
teh_slush: I told you this show was made of recycled footage.
1st_eggokage: Yasha, you promised they were going to elope in this episode. SO FAR YOU HAVE FAILED US.
1st_eggokage: Why are you signing your life away.
teh_slush: Is he being tracked.
1st_eggokage: ...oh, fuck.
1st_eggokage: That's why.
teh_slush: That's kind of what I thought was going on.
1st_eggokage: ........
1st_eggokage: /does not think bad thoughts
1st_eggokage: /does not think bad thoughtssssssss
1st_eggokage: SEI QUIT IT WITH THE HEAVY BREATHING
teh_slush: Boy needs a little glass vial.
1st_eggokage: .....hnnnnnnngh
1st_eggokage: Oh god, Rin.
teh_slush: NOW THEY CAN ELOPE
1st_eggokage: He is a fucking good actor, jesus.
teh_slush: He really is, WHAT IS HE DOING IN THIS SHOW
1st_eggokage: LOL, FAIL KEN
teh_slush: GOOD JOB FINDING YOUR BOY
1st_eggokage: IN ENGLISH NO LESS
teh_slush: ...Were those subtitles necessary
teh_slush: I.
teh_slush: These subbers.
1st_eggokage: These subbers translated the doing Moichi line. I love them forever.
teh_slush: ...Yeah that's true.
1st_eggokage: WAIT, WAIT, CAN WE GO BACK
1st_eggokage: I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION
teh_slush: NOTHING HAPPENED
1st_eggokage: THEY WERE BEING GAY AT EACH OTHER!
1st_eggokage: I LOVE MEI.
1st_eggokage: She's not happy unless she's touching one of them.
teh_slush: EITHER ONE WILL DO.
teh_slush: Feaaatheeers
1st_eggokage: Goddamn feathers.
1st_eggokage: He doesn't look like he has any legs in that shot.
1st_eggokage: Am I the only one who thinks this.
teh_slush: Who needs legs when you have feathers?
1st_eggokage: KEN, GO AWAY.
teh_slush: KEN YOU'RE EVIL NOW
1st_eggokage: I THINK WE'RE MAD AT YOU AT THE MOMENT.
1st_eggokage: although
1st_eggokage: since rin and sei are on the same side right now
1st_eggokage: ken might be the good guy and it's all a massive xanatos gambit
teh_slush: ...Is this shot necessary
teh_slush: At all
1st_eggokage: Nope!
teh_slush: I.
teh_slush: Yasha.
teh_slush: ...Is he playing the Sims
1st_eggokage: The computers all look so fucking outdated.
teh_slush: They probably are.
1st_eggokage: I mean, jesus, when was this show made?
teh_slush: The quality makes it look like it was made yesterday
teh_slush: ...Albeit with some college kid's tripod.
1st_eggokage: ...Oh, wait, it's from nine years ago.
teh_slush: ...What, really
1st_eggokage: NO WONDER HIDEAKI ITO LOOKS SO YOUNG
1st_eggokage: also, damn.
1st_eggokage: Did you see that ass.
teh_slush: I didn't but I have a feeling we'll be seeing it again.
1st_eggokage: He wasn't even doing anything, he was just turned around.
1st_eggokage: Fuck, Rin.
1st_eggokage: ....Is that chick even wearing a shirt.
teh_slush: ...Who knows
teh_slush: Maybe they thought "Hm, this show is way too gay, let's have some chicks"
1st_eggokage: Also, I sort of adore Moichi's sweaters. Why is he so adorable.
teh_slush: He is adorable always.
1st_eggokage: Double also, Toko better not die again.
teh_slush: She probably will.
teh_slush: Knowing Yasha and its need for plot points.
1st_eggokage: I THINK THIS MEANS SHE APPROVES OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP NOW?
teh_slush: WHO COULDN'T.
teh_slush: ...Amamiya.
1st_eggokage: Ssssh.
teh_slush: Not Amemiya, Amamiya
1st_eggokage: sklfjlsdj pain!
1st_eggokage: yesssssss let Rin take care of you
1st_eggokage: /purrs
teh_slush: hnnn quit moaning like that, Sei
1st_eggokage: he is doing this on purpose sklfjsldkf
teh_slush: He probably is
1st_eggokage: sklfjds breathing
1st_eggokage: IT'S REFERENCE MATERIAL I SWEAR
teh_slush: ...Ken what are you
1st_eggokage: ken is a stalking stalker
teh_slush: "Rin's gandering at my ward >:|||"
1st_eggokage: god, why is Rin so cute-
1st_eggokage: akldjflskd!!
1st_eggokage: goddammit I want him to just go in there and when Sei wakes up he has a Rin snuggling up to him
1st_eggokage: sadly Yasha is not that good to me
1st_eggokage: SEI GO BACK TO BED.
teh_slush: Sei, you are drugged up as hell and I am enjoying this.
1st_eggokage: fuck
1st_eggokage: RIN, DUDE, THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE
1st_eggokage: HE WAS SO HIGH HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO A DAMN THING.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: GET THE HANDCUFFS
1st_eggokage: ;______;
1st_eggokage: you realize what he just did was picked Rin over Mocchan.
teh_slush: ...Mocchan is totally bitter about this
teh_slush: Bawwwwwwwwww
1st_eggokage: He seriously is!
1st_eggokage: He was trying to pretend he doesn't care sdlkfjsdlkfs ;__________;
teh_slush: Don't worry Moichi baby, he'll come back ;o;
1st_eggokage: I also love the twins' casual wear.
1st_eggokage: I mean, look at him and tell me you don't get Mohinder vibes.
teh_slush: Oh shit, someone's hiding something.
1st_eggokage: IT'S SOMEONE IN A COMA.
1st_eggokage: sklfsjds
teh_slush: TAKE HIM NOW, SEI
1st_eggokage: HE WANTS YOU TO.
1st_eggokage: sdklfjsd
1st_eggokage: goddamn it.
teh_slush: Except that you feel the urge to fluff your hair every ten minutes, Rin.
1st_eggokage: RIN, YOU GOTTA BE MORE AGGRESSIVE.
1st_eggokage: SEI'S A TINY BIT DENSE.
1st_eggokage: what is this plot bullshit
1st_eggokage: stop pretending you are anything more than crack and fanservice and bad production values
teh_slush: BE WARY OF THE INTERNET
1st_eggokage: Lol, what.
teh_slush: IT IS A STRANGE AND DANGEROUS BEAST
1st_eggokage: This is hilarious.
1st_eggokage: Plotting is happening and I don't care.
teh_slush: Ahahaha Sei is just like "defense mechanisms, what defense mechanisms"
teh_slush: PASSWORD BUSTER, REALLY, SEI?
1st_eggokage: Sei is fucking awesome, okay.
teh_slush: He probably Googled "how to hack a password" to get that.
1st_eggokage: Shut up.
1st_eggokage: HE PRACTICALLY HAS A SUPERCOMPUTER FOR A BRAIN IN CASE YOU FORGOT.
1st_eggokage: :|
teh_slush: YEAH TRUE.
1st_eggokage: ....Well, what the hell does that mean.
teh_slush: Now in real pixel action!
1st_eggokage: NO YOU WEREN'T, BECAUSE SEI IS AWESOME
1st_eggokage: Why does this music sound like something out of FF7.
1st_eggokage: ...I thought that said ABO.
1st_eggokage: And I lol'd.
teh_slush: ...You know what I read that as.
teh_slush: I.
teh_slush: Mindlink.
1st_eggokage: YEAH EXACTLY.
teh_slush: GET CLOSER TO THE ROUTER
1st_eggokage: who designed this system, jesus
1st_eggokage: it looks nothing like anything
1st_eggokage: Now are you seeing the ass.
teh_slush: Missed it again.
1st_eggokage: Yum, Hideaki Ito.
teh_slush: I'm not an ass type.
1st_eggokage: I'm not really either. Doesn't stop me appreciating a nice one.
teh_slush: True.
1st_eggokage: /cough snake cough
teh_slush: I thought I wasn't a pelvic thrust type either.
teh_slush: You have ruined me.
1st_eggokage: .....did he
teh_slush: Don't take off the gay necklace!
1st_eggokage: WHAT THE
1st_eggokage: NO!
1st_eggokage: NO NO NO NO NO, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
teh_slush: KEN BEING STALKY?
1st_eggokage: He just like. Gave it to a random taxi driver. I don't understand.
1st_eggokage: ....Wait.
teh_slush: ...I thought he just put it in his pocket
teh_slush: ...Is he pretending to be Rin
1st_eggokage: Except it looked like- yeah.
1st_eggokage: ......Oh fffffffft, he might just be.
1st_eggokage: hair is not tousled enough, Sei-chan!
teh_slush: They're so similar it's uncanny!
1st_eggokage: But good god. He really does look different without the glasses.
teh_slush: He really does
teh_slush: I am not complaining.
1st_eggokage: ...Toko, where the hell-
1st_eggokage: OH MAN I WANT TOKO AND MEI MEETUPS AND I WANT THEM NOW
teh_slush: ...That was the most unhappy makeout session
1st_eggokage: ....was that
1st_eggokage: was that peter petrelli
1st_eggokage: because I
1st_eggokage: I don't even.
1st_eggokage: Yasha, I give up, you make no fucking sense.
teh_slush: ...Remind me how he got the call
1st_eggokage: ...Hell if I know.
1st_eggokage: I just sort of say PLOT, WHAT PLOT and go with it.
teh_slush: YOU ARE GOING TO GET GANGBANGED
1st_eggokage: TOKO, DON'T GO WITH THE GUYS EVEN IF ONE LOOKS LIKE JUNNO
teh_slush: AND MEI IS GOING TO HAVE TO SAVE YOUR ASS
1st_eggokage: well he does ._.
1st_eggokage: skldjfsl D:
teh_slush: ...How are disinfectants even
1st_eggokage: WELL, SHIT, THERE GOES THAT PLAN.
teh_slush: SEI'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN
1st_eggokage: ......DUDE
1st_eggokage: SEI IS THE ONE
1st_eggokage: HE'S NEO, AKLDJSFS FREE YOUR MIND
teh_slush: ...DRAMATIC GLASSES
teh_slush: ...WHY AREN'T THEY CHASING HIM.
1st_eggokage: amemiya's sort of like HRG only not
teh_slush: if hrg had powers
1st_eggokage: KEN WHY SO STALKY.
teh_slush: PLEASE TELL ME IT'S BECAUSE KEN IS ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT SEI, I LIKE KEN
1st_eggokage: I REALLY WANT THAT TO BE THE CASE ;;
1st_eggokage: HE SEEMS TO REALLY CARE ABOUT HIM, I MEAN
teh_slush: YEAH, SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: THAT FLASHBACK TO WHEN SEI TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF?
teh_slush: CUDDLES
1st_eggokage: C'MON.
1st_eggokage: TOKO, HOW STUPID ARE YOU, SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING
1st_eggokage: i-i still think one of them is sort of hot
1st_eggokage: HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE JUNNO.
1st_eggokage: /weak
teh_slush: ...She isn't even screaming or even struggling more than "neeee :c"
1st_eggokage: riiiiin~~~~
teh_slush: What is your acting
1st_eggokage: ....PFFFFT.
teh_slush: ...RIN YOU GOOF
1st_eggokage: RIN.
1st_eggokage: RIN, ILU.
teh_slush: ...This sounds like West Side Story if it were a B-movie
1st_eggokage: a-also
1st_eggokage: am liking the smirk
1st_eggokage: very much
teh_slush: mmmm yes
1st_eggokage: FUCK YEAH, MEI.
teh_slush: GO MEI
1st_eggokage: HER AND HER TINY LEATHER MINISKIRT
teh_slush: I THOUGHT THEY WERE HOT PANTS
1st_eggokage: /STARES AT MEI'S ASS
1st_eggokage: NO IT'S A MINI.
1st_eggokage: ....DID HE JUST
teh_slush: I KNEW KEN WAS GOOD
1st_eggokage: DID HE JUST SHOOT THE GUY'S THUMB OFF
1st_eggokage: SLKJFSLD
1st_eggokage: THAT'S RALLY'S TRICK
teh_slush: KEN IS JUST BADASS.
1st_eggokage: AND IT IS ONE OF THE MORE BADASS THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A GUN.
teh_slush: ...When did Toko say that
1st_eggokage: ......"all guys are bad", huh, Mei?
teh_slush: You're just bitter because your boyfriend fell for his brother.
1st_eggokage: Yeah, but what's with the arm around Toko and the emotional conversation and-
1st_eggokage: I-I mean what.
teh_slush: ...Lesbians!
1st_eggokage: Not looking for yuri, idk what you're talking about.
teh_slush: The universal method of making a show better!
1st_eggokage: Mei deserves so much better than the guys in this show, that's all!
1st_eggokage: And Toko needs someone to protect her.
teh_slush: And they're both adorable.
1st_eggokage: Exactly.
1st_eggokage: YESSSS OPEN THE DOOR
1st_eggokage: ................................
teh_slush: ...What's going
teh_slush: ...I
1st_eggokage: what
teh_slush: Hi Rin
teh_slush: ...What
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: .............
teh_slush: ...What
1st_eggokage: WHAT THE
teh_slush: ...WHAT
teh_slush: HOW DOES THAT EVEN
1st_eggokage: oh sweet jesus fuck
1st_eggokage: rin
teh_slush: Oh fuck it, Rin looks hot in that light.
1st_eggokage: rin
1st_eggokage: SKLDFJLKSDJ!!!!!
1st_eggokage: SFJKLSDJFLASKDFJLSAKDFSD
teh_slush: RIN YOU'RE HOT.
teh_slush: IT'S NOT FAIR.
1st_eggokage: OH FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
1st_eggokage: DID YOU SEE ALL OF THAT
1st_eggokage: I.
1st_eggokage: I CAN'T.
1st_eggokage: HE'S JUST.
1st_eggokage: he was cute when he was being sweet, "niisan I've found you" Rin.
1st_eggokage: But this.
1st_eggokage: This.
1st_eggokage: YASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
teh_slush: But where are the handcuffs.
1st_eggokage: Where did we last leave our heroes.
teh_slush: You say that like there's a plot.
1st_eggokage: I may be a second off but who cares.
teh_slush: Maybe.
teh_slush: Who cares, it's just Yasha.
teh_slush: And its retarded opening.
1st_eggokage: Feathers.
teh_slush: Feathers everywhere.
1st_eggokage: I still don't get the feathers.
teh_slush: It's ~symbolic~
1st_eggokage: Symbolic of what?
1st_eggokage: Gay fallen angel twins?
teh_slush: Don't tax the writers, Eggo.
1st_eggokage: Mmmm, Rin.
teh_slush: Mmmmm
1st_eggokage: Blah blah blah recap.
teh_slush: GACTGACTGACTGACT
1st_eggokage: It's genetic code. :|
teh_slush: I know :|
teh_slush: I just.
teh_slush: Whenever I see it I think of Whitesnake now.
1st_eggokage: I think of Gurren.
1st_eggokage: So.
teh_slush: Same levels of awesome.
1st_eggokage: GAY. :|
1st_eggokage: Why are you asking your brother to elope with you.
1st_eggokage: I don't understand. ._.
teh_slush: Because he thinks he's actually in old French literature instead of too old for its time Jdramas
1st_eggokage: KEN WTF DO WE LOVE YOU OR NOT.
1st_eggokage: OMG HI MEI
teh_slush: I LOVE KEN.
1st_eggokage: I love Mei more.
1st_eggokage: ..........RIN LOOKS LIKE KAIDOH
1st_eggokage: he's worried about you rin ;;
1st_eggokage: Pfffft.
teh_slush: RIN'S HAIR MUST ALWAYS BE PROPERLY FLUFFED
1st_eggokage: Rin: /hairfluff
teh_slush: IT'S A LAW
teh_slush: Otherwise we couldn't tell them apart.
1st_eggokage: ....!
1st_eggokage: What.
teh_slush: ...The hell you doing
1st_eggokage: What is going on here.
teh_slush: ...I have no idea
1st_eggokage: I.
1st_eggokage: I am slightly worried.
1st_eggokage: More than slightly, if he needed Rin's bandanna to keep from screaming.
1st_eggokage: FLASHBACKS WHAT?
teh_slush: I LOVE HOW HE DISTRACTS HIMSELF WITH MOCCHAN
1st_eggokage: (imogen heap)
teh_slush: MOCCHAN ON THE BEACH
1st_eggokage: God, I hate that shot.
1st_eggokage: It looks like it really hurt. ;;
1st_eggokage: Okay, seriously, we've seen all this already.
teh_slush: Multiple times!
1st_eggokage: We know tiny!Sei is cute. But yes.
teh_slush: I told you this show was made of recycled footage.
1st_eggokage: Yasha, you promised they were going to elope in this episode. SO FAR YOU HAVE FAILED US.
1st_eggokage: Why are you signing your life away.
teh_slush: Is he being tracked.
1st_eggokage: ...oh, fuck.
1st_eggokage: That's why.
teh_slush: That's kind of what I thought was going on.
1st_eggokage: ........
1st_eggokage: /does not think bad thoughts
1st_eggokage: /does not think bad thoughtssssssss
1st_eggokage: SEI QUIT IT WITH THE HEAVY BREATHING
teh_slush: Boy needs a little glass vial.
1st_eggokage: .....hnnnnnnngh
1st_eggokage: Oh god, Rin.
teh_slush: NOW THEY CAN ELOPE
1st_eggokage: He is a fucking good actor, jesus.
teh_slush: He really is, WHAT IS HE DOING IN THIS SHOW
1st_eggokage: LOL, FAIL KEN
teh_slush: GOOD JOB FINDING YOUR BOY
1st_eggokage: IN ENGLISH NO LESS
teh_slush: ...Were those subtitles necessary
teh_slush: I.
teh_slush: These subbers.
1st_eggokage: These subbers translated the doing Moichi line. I love them forever.
teh_slush: ...Yeah that's true.
1st_eggokage: WAIT, WAIT, CAN WE GO BACK
1st_eggokage: I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION
teh_slush: NOTHING HAPPENED
1st_eggokage: THEY WERE BEING GAY AT EACH OTHER!
1st_eggokage: I LOVE MEI.
1st_eggokage: She's not happy unless she's touching one of them.
teh_slush: EITHER ONE WILL DO.
teh_slush: Feaaatheeers
1st_eggokage: Goddamn feathers.
1st_eggokage: He doesn't look like he has any legs in that shot.
1st_eggokage: Am I the only one who thinks this.
teh_slush: Who needs legs when you have feathers?
1st_eggokage: KEN, GO AWAY.
teh_slush: KEN YOU'RE EVIL NOW
1st_eggokage: I THINK WE'RE MAD AT YOU AT THE MOMENT.
1st_eggokage: although
1st_eggokage: since rin and sei are on the same side right now
1st_eggokage: ken might be the good guy and it's all a massive xanatos gambit
teh_slush: ...Is this shot necessary
teh_slush: At all
1st_eggokage: Nope!
teh_slush: I.
teh_slush: Yasha.
teh_slush: ...Is he playing the Sims
1st_eggokage: The computers all look so fucking outdated.
teh_slush: They probably are.
1st_eggokage: I mean, jesus, when was this show made?
teh_slush: The quality makes it look like it was made yesterday
teh_slush: ...Albeit with some college kid's tripod.
1st_eggokage: ...Oh, wait, it's from nine years ago.
teh_slush: ...What, really
1st_eggokage: NO WONDER HIDEAKI ITO LOOKS SO YOUNG
1st_eggokage: also, damn.
1st_eggokage: Did you see that ass.
teh_slush: I didn't but I have a feeling we'll be seeing it again.
1st_eggokage: He wasn't even doing anything, he was just turned around.
1st_eggokage: Fuck, Rin.
1st_eggokage: ....Is that chick even wearing a shirt.
teh_slush: ...Who knows
teh_slush: Maybe they thought "Hm, this show is way too gay, let's have some chicks"
1st_eggokage: Also, I sort of adore Moichi's sweaters. Why is he so adorable.
teh_slush: He is adorable always.
1st_eggokage: Double also, Toko better not die again.
teh_slush: She probably will.
teh_slush: Knowing Yasha and its need for plot points.
1st_eggokage: I THINK THIS MEANS SHE APPROVES OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP NOW?
teh_slush: WHO COULDN'T.
teh_slush: ...Amamiya.
1st_eggokage: Ssssh.
teh_slush: Not Amemiya, Amamiya
1st_eggokage: sklfjlsdj pain!
1st_eggokage: yesssssss let Rin take care of you
1st_eggokage: /purrs
teh_slush: hnnn quit moaning like that, Sei
1st_eggokage: he is doing this on purpose sklfjsldkf
teh_slush: He probably is
1st_eggokage: sklfjds breathing
1st_eggokage: IT'S REFERENCE MATERIAL I SWEAR
teh_slush: ...Ken what are you
1st_eggokage: ken is a stalking stalker
teh_slush: "Rin's gandering at my ward >:|||"
1st_eggokage: god, why is Rin so cute-
1st_eggokage: akldjflskd!!
1st_eggokage: goddammit I want him to just go in there and when Sei wakes up he has a Rin snuggling up to him
1st_eggokage: sadly Yasha is not that good to me
1st_eggokage: SEI GO BACK TO BED.
teh_slush: Sei, you are drugged up as hell and I am enjoying this.
1st_eggokage: fuck
1st_eggokage: RIN, DUDE, THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE
1st_eggokage: HE WAS SO HIGH HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO A DAMN THING.
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: GET THE HANDCUFFS
1st_eggokage: ;______;
1st_eggokage: you realize what he just did was picked Rin over Mocchan.
teh_slush: ...Mocchan is totally bitter about this
teh_slush: Bawwwwwwwwww
1st_eggokage: He seriously is!
1st_eggokage: He was trying to pretend he doesn't care sdlkfjsdlkfs ;__________;
teh_slush: Don't worry Moichi baby, he'll come back ;o;
1st_eggokage: I also love the twins' casual wear.
1st_eggokage: I mean, look at him and tell me you don't get Mohinder vibes.
teh_slush: Oh shit, someone's hiding something.
1st_eggokage: IT'S SOMEONE IN A COMA.
1st_eggokage: sklfsjds
teh_slush: TAKE HIM NOW, SEI
1st_eggokage: HE WANTS YOU TO.
1st_eggokage: sdklfjsd
1st_eggokage: goddamn it.
teh_slush: Except that you feel the urge to fluff your hair every ten minutes, Rin.
1st_eggokage: RIN, YOU GOTTA BE MORE AGGRESSIVE.
1st_eggokage: SEI'S A TINY BIT DENSE.
1st_eggokage: what is this plot bullshit
1st_eggokage: stop pretending you are anything more than crack and fanservice and bad production values
teh_slush: BE WARY OF THE INTERNET
1st_eggokage: Lol, what.
teh_slush: IT IS A STRANGE AND DANGEROUS BEAST
1st_eggokage: This is hilarious.
1st_eggokage: Plotting is happening and I don't care.
teh_slush: Ahahaha Sei is just like "defense mechanisms, what defense mechanisms"
teh_slush: PASSWORD BUSTER, REALLY, SEI?
1st_eggokage: Sei is fucking awesome, okay.
teh_slush: He probably Googled "how to hack a password" to get that.
1st_eggokage: Shut up.
1st_eggokage: HE PRACTICALLY HAS A SUPERCOMPUTER FOR A BRAIN IN CASE YOU FORGOT.
1st_eggokage: :|
teh_slush: YEAH TRUE.
1st_eggokage: ....Well, what the hell does that mean.
teh_slush: Now in real pixel action!
1st_eggokage: NO YOU WEREN'T, BECAUSE SEI IS AWESOME
1st_eggokage: Why does this music sound like something out of FF7.
1st_eggokage: ...I thought that said ABO.
1st_eggokage: And I lol'd.
teh_slush: ...You know what I read that as.
teh_slush: I.
teh_slush: Mindlink.
1st_eggokage: YEAH EXACTLY.
teh_slush: GET CLOSER TO THE ROUTER
1st_eggokage: who designed this system, jesus
1st_eggokage: it looks nothing like anything
1st_eggokage: Now are you seeing the ass.
teh_slush: Missed it again.
1st_eggokage: Yum, Hideaki Ito.
teh_slush: I'm not an ass type.
1st_eggokage: I'm not really either. Doesn't stop me appreciating a nice one.
teh_slush: True.
1st_eggokage: /cough snake cough
teh_slush: I thought I wasn't a pelvic thrust type either.
teh_slush: You have ruined me.
1st_eggokage: .....did he
teh_slush: Don't take off the gay necklace!
1st_eggokage: WHAT THE
1st_eggokage: NO!
1st_eggokage: NO NO NO NO NO, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
teh_slush: KEN BEING STALKY?
1st_eggokage: He just like. Gave it to a random taxi driver. I don't understand.
1st_eggokage: ....Wait.
teh_slush: ...I thought he just put it in his pocket
teh_slush: ...Is he pretending to be Rin
1st_eggokage: Except it looked like- yeah.
1st_eggokage: ......Oh fffffffft, he might just be.
1st_eggokage: hair is not tousled enough, Sei-chan!
teh_slush: They're so similar it's uncanny!
1st_eggokage: But good god. He really does look different without the glasses.
teh_slush: He really does
teh_slush: I am not complaining.
1st_eggokage: ...Toko, where the hell-
1st_eggokage: OH MAN I WANT TOKO AND MEI MEETUPS AND I WANT THEM NOW
teh_slush: ...That was the most unhappy makeout session
1st_eggokage: ....was that
1st_eggokage: was that peter petrelli
1st_eggokage: because I
1st_eggokage: I don't even.
1st_eggokage: Yasha, I give up, you make no fucking sense.
teh_slush: ...Remind me how he got the call
1st_eggokage: ...Hell if I know.
1st_eggokage: I just sort of say PLOT, WHAT PLOT and go with it.
teh_slush: YOU ARE GOING TO GET GANGBANGED
1st_eggokage: TOKO, DON'T GO WITH THE GUYS EVEN IF ONE LOOKS LIKE JUNNO
teh_slush: AND MEI IS GOING TO HAVE TO SAVE YOUR ASS
1st_eggokage: well he does ._.
1st_eggokage: skldjfsl D:
teh_slush: ...How are disinfectants even
1st_eggokage: WELL, SHIT, THERE GOES THAT PLAN.
teh_slush: SEI'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN
1st_eggokage: ......DUDE
1st_eggokage: SEI IS THE ONE
1st_eggokage: HE'S NEO, AKLDJSFS FREE YOUR MIND
teh_slush: ...DRAMATIC GLASSES
teh_slush: ...WHY AREN'T THEY CHASING HIM.
1st_eggokage: amemiya's sort of like HRG only not
teh_slush: if hrg had powers
1st_eggokage: KEN WHY SO STALKY.
teh_slush: PLEASE TELL ME IT'S BECAUSE KEN IS ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT SEI, I LIKE KEN
1st_eggokage: I REALLY WANT THAT TO BE THE CASE ;;
1st_eggokage: HE SEEMS TO REALLY CARE ABOUT HIM, I MEAN
teh_slush: YEAH, SERIOUSLY
1st_eggokage: THAT FLASHBACK TO WHEN SEI TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF?
teh_slush: CUDDLES
1st_eggokage: C'MON.
1st_eggokage: TOKO, HOW STUPID ARE YOU, SERIOUSLY
teh_slush: SERIOUSLY DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING
1st_eggokage: i-i still think one of them is sort of hot
1st_eggokage: HE LOOKS A BIT LIKE JUNNO.
1st_eggokage: /weak
teh_slush: ...She isn't even screaming or even struggling more than "neeee :c"
1st_eggokage: riiiiin~~~~
teh_slush: What is your acting
1st_eggokage: ....PFFFFT.
teh_slush: ...RIN YOU GOOF
1st_eggokage: RIN.
1st_eggokage: RIN, ILU.
teh_slush: ...This sounds like West Side Story if it were a B-movie
1st_eggokage: a-also
1st_eggokage: am liking the smirk
1st_eggokage: very much
teh_slush: mmmm yes
1st_eggokage: FUCK YEAH, MEI.
teh_slush: GO MEI
1st_eggokage: HER AND HER TINY LEATHER MINISKIRT
teh_slush: I THOUGHT THEY WERE HOT PANTS
1st_eggokage: /STARES AT MEI'S ASS
1st_eggokage: NO IT'S A MINI.
1st_eggokage: ....DID HE JUST
teh_slush: I KNEW KEN WAS GOOD
1st_eggokage: DID HE JUST SHOOT THE GUY'S THUMB OFF
1st_eggokage: SLKJFSLD
1st_eggokage: THAT'S RALLY'S TRICK
teh_slush: KEN IS JUST BADASS.
1st_eggokage: AND IT IS ONE OF THE MORE BADASS THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH A GUN.
teh_slush: ...When did Toko say that
1st_eggokage: ......"all guys are bad", huh, Mei?
teh_slush: You're just bitter because your boyfriend fell for his brother.
1st_eggokage: Yeah, but what's with the arm around Toko and the emotional conversation and-
1st_eggokage: I-I mean what.
teh_slush: ...Lesbians!
1st_eggokage: Not looking for yuri, idk what you're talking about.
teh_slush: The universal method of making a show better!
1st_eggokage: Mei deserves so much better than the guys in this show, that's all!
1st_eggokage: And Toko needs someone to protect her.
teh_slush: And they're both adorable.
1st_eggokage: Exactly.
1st_eggokage: YESSSS OPEN THE DOOR
1st_eggokage: ................................
teh_slush: ...What's going
teh_slush: ...I
1st_eggokage: what
teh_slush: Hi Rin
teh_slush: ...What
teh_slush: I
1st_eggokage: .............
teh_slush: ...What
1st_eggokage: WHAT THE
teh_slush: ...WHAT
teh_slush: HOW DOES THAT EVEN
1st_eggokage: oh sweet jesus fuck
1st_eggokage: rin
teh_slush: Oh fuck it, Rin looks hot in that light.
1st_eggokage: rin
1st_eggokage: SKLDFJLKSDJ!!!!!
1st_eggokage: SFJKLSDJFLASKDFJLSAKDFSD
teh_slush: RIN YOU'RE HOT.
teh_slush: IT'S NOT FAIR.
1st_eggokage: OH FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.
1st_eggokage: DID YOU SEE ALL OF THAT
1st_eggokage: I.
1st_eggokage: I CAN'T.
1st_eggokage: HE'S JUST.
1st_eggokage: he was cute when he was being sweet, "niisan I've found you" Rin.
1st_eggokage: But this.
1st_eggokage: This.
1st_eggokage: YASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
teh_slush: But where are the handcuffs.