TECHNICALLY DAY 7
BUT THIS IS SORT OF A DAY 8 UPDATE BECAUSE I DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE TODAY.
EFF EM ELL
perhaps it would be best to just copypasta how I regaled thesillymoose with my creeper exploits.
me: AKLFJDLKSADJFLAKSDJFASKLDF RACHAEL
me: RACHAEL I AM SUCH A COUGAR SJFHSDK
Rach: HAHAHAHA
me: STFU. Okay so.
me: there is this dance going on
me: and I was like /DRAGGED HERE UNDER GREAT DURESS
me: and my tiny Italian friend Juli was like SARA! /tugs on
Rach: uh-huh......
me: And standing with her is one of the cute Japanese boys I have totally not been stalking.
me: For a value of "totally not" where "totally not" means "taking blurry cameraphone pictures of to send to Saki to prove that he's cute"
Rach: :3
me: so I say hi, and he's like "I'm Riki, nice to meet you"
me: so I go "Oh, watashi no namae wa Sara desu" and he's like OMG YOU SPEAK JAPANESE. :D
Rach: <3 <3 <3 !!!
me: so I go "psh, only a little"
Rach: (THAT IS EXACLTY HOW ALL OF MY CONVERSATIONS WENT HAH)
me: and we get into a big conversation, I mention I learn most of mine from Japanese music
me: he asks what kind, I say NEWS and KAT-TUN and Arashi
me: we ramble about One Piece, et cetera, et cetera
Rach: uh huh uh huh
me: and then Just Dance comes on
me: YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, LADY GAGA = EGGO DANCING.
me: SO LIKE THE IDIOT I AM, I GRAB HIS ARM AND DRAG HIM ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR.
Rach: :D
me: Now you have to understand that I am pulling out all the stops here.
me: We're dancing, but in my case it's less dancing and more "Akanishi Jin would be jealous of my hiprolls".
me: That is how much of the sex I am turning on.
me: And then after a few songs, right, we're like "eh, tired now"
me: And so we go to get a drink but there are no cups!
Rach: :o oh noes!
me: But there are cups all the way across campus in the dining hall. So we decide to go get some.
me: And we're just sort of chatting, and I go "oh, by the way, how old are you?"
Rach: oh no
me: And he's like "oh, I'm fourteen."
Rach: HAHAHHAHA
me: AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
me: F
me: M
me: L
Rach: BEST STORY EVER
Rach: even though the ending was not at all surprising
me: SHUT UP SHUT UP AKSDLJFSLDKJ /HEADDESKS FOREVER
Rach: I say still go for it
Rach: kukuku~
me: AKSJDFD. /cries
Rach: /patpat
Rach: /comfort
Rach: /now go sex him
me: RACHAAAAAAAELLLLLL.
me: I HATE YOU FOR FINDING SOMEONE THE SAME AGE AS YOU DKLSJFDS RIKI WHY CAN'T YOU BE SIXTEEN
me: SIXTEEN I CAN DO
Rach: shush, you like that he's little
Rach: and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW <3
me: /cries because she totally does
me: I AM NOT GOING TO MOLEST A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD BOY IRL OKAY.
Rach: butbut
Rach: if its consensual
me: /FACEPALMS MORE
me: I WILL GET EXPELLED, RACH.
Rach: CLOSETS ARE GOOD
me: /CRIES MORE
Rach: :D
me: T___________T
Rach: When's he turning 15?
me: /headwall
me: I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T ASK. :|
Rach: <3
me: OH ALSO I FOUND A 50 EURO PENCE COIN WHILE I WAS WALKING WITH HIM MAYBE HE IS GOOD LUCK.
Rach: sounds like love ~
me: /cries forever
I AM HORRIBLE.
EFF EM ELL
perhaps it would be best to just copypasta how I regaled thesillymoose with my creeper exploits.
me: AKLFJDLKSADJFLAKSDJFASKLDF RACHAEL
me: RACHAEL I AM SUCH A COUGAR SJFHSDK
Rach: HAHAHAHA
me: STFU. Okay so.
me: there is this dance going on
me: and I was like /DRAGGED HERE UNDER GREAT DURESS
me: and my tiny Italian friend Juli was like SARA! /tugs on
Rach: uh-huh......
me: And standing with her is one of the cute Japanese boys I have totally not been stalking.
me: For a value of "totally not" where "totally not" means "taking blurry cameraphone pictures of to send to Saki to prove that he's cute"
Rach: :3
me: so I say hi, and he's like "I'm Riki, nice to meet you"
me: so I go "Oh, watashi no namae wa Sara desu" and he's like OMG YOU SPEAK JAPANESE. :D
Rach: <3 <3 <3 !!!
me: so I go "psh, only a little"
Rach: (THAT IS EXACLTY HOW ALL OF MY CONVERSATIONS WENT HAH)
me: and we get into a big conversation, I mention I learn most of mine from Japanese music
me: he asks what kind, I say NEWS and KAT-TUN and Arashi
me: we ramble about One Piece, et cetera, et cetera
Rach: uh huh uh huh
me: and then Just Dance comes on
me: YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND, LADY GAGA = EGGO DANCING.
me: SO LIKE THE IDIOT I AM, I GRAB HIS ARM AND DRAG HIM ONTO THE DANCE FLOOR.
Rach: :D
me: Now you have to understand that I am pulling out all the stops here.
me: We're dancing, but in my case it's less dancing and more "Akanishi Jin would be jealous of my hiprolls".
me: That is how much of the sex I am turning on.
me: And then after a few songs, right, we're like "eh, tired now"
me: And so we go to get a drink but there are no cups!
Rach: :o oh noes!
me: But there are cups all the way across campus in the dining hall. So we decide to go get some.
me: And we're just sort of chatting, and I go "oh, by the way, how old are you?"
Rach: oh no
me: And he's like "oh, I'm fourteen."
Rach: HAHAHHAHA
me: AND NOW I WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
me: F
me: M
me: L
Rach: BEST STORY EVER
Rach: even though the ending was not at all surprising
me: SHUT UP SHUT UP AKSDLJFSLDKJ /HEADDESKS FOREVER
Rach: I say still go for it
Rach: kukuku~
me: AKSJDFD. /cries
Rach: /patpat
Rach: /comfort
Rach: /now go sex him
me: RACHAAAAAAAELLLLLL.
me: I HATE YOU FOR FINDING SOMEONE THE SAME AGE AS YOU DKLSJFDS RIKI WHY CAN'T YOU BE SIXTEEN
me: SIXTEEN I CAN DO
Rach: shush, you like that he's little
Rach: and NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW <3
me: /cries because she totally does
me: I AM NOT GOING TO MOLEST A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD BOY IRL OKAY.
Rach: butbut
Rach: if its consensual
me: /FACEPALMS MORE
me: I WILL GET EXPELLED, RACH.
Rach: CLOSETS ARE GOOD
me: /CRIES MORE
Rach: :D
me: T___________T
Rach: When's he turning 15?
me: /headwall
me: I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T ASK. :|
Rach: <3
me: OH ALSO I FOUND A 50 EURO PENCE COIN WHILE I WAS WALKING WITH HIM MAYBE HE IS GOOD LUCK.
Rach: sounds like love ~
me: /cries forever
I AM HORRIBLE.