HELLO DADDY, HELLO MOM

[1st_eggokage]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

/twirls happily

Okay so that was the gayest party I have ever been to. Like, gayer than my parties back home even. These were the rules and also things we learned:

1. No pants allowed.

2. If you get elbowed in the cunt, no whining. (This happened to me

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[swiiftly]

GAYEST PARTY OF MY LIFE. A++++++

1. I took my pants off the second I got home. My roommate came in when I was just standing there pantsless at my computer. She had no comment.
2. OR PREPARE TO DIE. OBVIOUSLY.
3. I mean. I only broke the SHEETS. kind of. the squeaking of the bed is another story.
4. I came home and have been eating ALL KINDS OF DORITOS and my stomach is not happy. I WAS HUNGRY OKAY.
5. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE IN SUCH A STATE OF UNDRESS THIS SOON AFTER KNOWING THEM. &Kyrieeeeee;
6. THE ABSOLUTE HOTTEST. Kristen Stewart should be kissing girls ALL THE TIME.
(6a. JAMES DOESN'T COUNT.)
7. I--just--THEY LOOKED THE SAME FROM THE INSIDE.
8. I can't even imagine what her suitemates are thinking, ahaha. MOST OF THEM HAD THEIR DOORS OPEN THE WHOLE TIME, just saying. I witnessed this the 68509705405834 times I went pee. Maybe they noticed me wearing a different pair of pants one of those times.

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU ACCOMPLISH YOUR SHIT OKAY. OR THERE WILL BE NO CUDDLES OR GROPING AND I WILL NEVER TAKE OFF MY PANTS AGAIN. (I

[1st_eggokage]

1. WELL OFC. YOU CANNOT COMMENT ON CERTAIN THINGS.
5. KYRIE FUCKIN' SCARCE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. SO NAKEDDDDDD. And so cute. Oh Kyrie. XD
6. I AM GETTING THE DVD OF THIS FOR CHRISTMAS IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. I WANT TO WATCH ALL OF THE GIRLKISSINGS.
(6a. We need to hang out with you and James at the same time. So you can really discover what a douche he can be. oh, James.)
7. SURE. SURE.
8. HER SUITEMATES DESERVE THE CONFUSION. BECAUSE THEY ARE DICKS THAT WON'T LET HER SLEEP. Although we are also dicks that won't let her sleep sooooooo.

DDDD: BUT I CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT CUDDLES AND GROPING. OKAY THEN WE WILL TOTES GET THINGS DONE.

[kisforkurama]

I like how everyone ever gropes my girlfriend more than I do.

I should be more worried about that than I am.

[1st_eggokage]

I FEEL SO VIOLATED. :((((

[kisforkurama]

I was going to make lit joke about splitting your infinitive and then I realized that I'm the only one who thinks that's funny . . . Alternately: Baby, I'll take you to conjunction junction so we can get our conjunction on.

IS MY CREATIVE WRITING MAJOR SHOWING YET?

[1st_eggokage]

Mmmmmmmmm. Talk nerdy to me more. :D

[kisforkurama]

I'd like to dive into your body after an introduction.