HELLO DADDY, HELLO MOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
/twirls happily
Okay so that was the gayest party I have ever been to. Like, gayer than my parties back home even. These were the rules and also things we learned:
1. No pants allowed.
2. If you get elbowed in the cunt, no whining. (This happened to me!)
3. If you break Kyrie's bed, fix it. (This happened to Devin!)
4. If you are dead, you get the last of the chocolate chip blondies. (This happened to Ashley!)
5. If you are a slut and your shirt falls off one shoulder and makes Eggo uncomfortable because you have pretty shoulders and she feels like an adulteress, take off your shirt AND your bra and stand around in your panties, loudly deliberating over what to wear. (THIS HAPPENED TO KYRIE.)
6. Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett is the hottest thing since hot was invented, and the only reason she won Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards for Twilight rather than for The Runaways was because people are biased against hot things.
(6a. James is a douchebag for liking Twilight better than The Runaways.)
7. Auntie Devin and I have very similar jeans. Either that, or Devin was drunk. Possibly option B.
8. Based on how a) James slept on Kyrie's floor last night and b) tonight was a litany of giggles, shrieks, creaking bedsprings, and fake (and some real!) porno noises from four half-naked girls, Kyrie's suitemates have now probably assumed the worst.
TL;DR I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO ACCOMPLISH THIS WEEKEND AND I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE I AM SO HAPPY. NA NA FUCKING NA.
/twirls happily
Okay so that was the gayest party I have ever been to. Like, gayer than my parties back home even. These were the rules and also things we learned:
1. No pants allowed.
2. If you get elbowed in the cunt, no whining. (This happened to me!)
3. If you break Kyrie's bed, fix it. (This happened to Devin!)
4. If you are dead, you get the last of the chocolate chip blondies. (This happened to Ashley!)
5. If you are a slut and your shirt falls off one shoulder and makes Eggo uncomfortable because you have pretty shoulders and she feels like an adulteress, take off your shirt AND your bra and stand around in your panties, loudly deliberating over what to wear. (THIS HAPPENED TO KYRIE.)
6. Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett is the hottest thing since hot was invented, and the only reason she won Best Kiss at the MTV Movie Awards for Twilight rather than for The Runaways was because people are biased against hot things.
(6a. James is a douchebag for liking Twilight better than The Runaways.)
7. Auntie Devin and I have very similar jeans. Either that, or Devin was drunk. Possibly option B.
8. Based on how a) James slept on Kyrie's floor last night and b) tonight was a litany of giggles, shrieks, creaking bedsprings, and fake (and some real!) porno noises from four half-naked girls, Kyrie's suitemates have now probably assumed the worst.
TL;DR I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO ACCOMPLISH THIS WEEKEND AND I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE I AM SO HAPPY. NA NA FUCKING NA.