Bear with me, I'm a dork and brain-dead right now
In celebration of not having to go to math class until Monday, I have decided to share with you a few fun math facts. (Ok, so I'm a dork. Sue me!)
Supplemental Unit Conversions
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds: Two kilomockingbirds (haha..)
10 cards: 1 decacards
1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
10 rations: 1 decoration
100 rations: 1 C-ration
3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V League
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Now, I don't know who's the bigger dork, the people who sat down and made this shit up or me...who finds this shit HILARIOUS. Spent my math class watching the teacher talk (because she talks SO quiet, I can only watch.) and played about a billion games of tic tac toe and connect four with this guy next to me. I was on a roll tonight with the answers, it rocked.
Work was also...interesting. The weather was getting kind of bad at HPPD, so we had to stack all the kids in the locker room, so they all flipped out. =\ I had the most bad ass girl (aka the bully) cowering next to me until I left. She said she felt safe around me, I was like her stepmother. I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. =\ It made me feel a little better inside.
Well, I have a jester to draw out and illustrate, and a zippo to finish drawing and turn into a reflective object. Ah, homework land, here I come.
I'm out like last year's fashion,
(meg)
Supplemental Unit Conversions
1 millionth of a mouthwash: 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: 1 bananosecond
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower
453.6 graham crackers: 1 pound cake
1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles: 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds: Two kilomockingbirds (haha..)
10 cards: 1 decacards
1000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: 1 literhosen
1 millionth of a fish: 1 microfiche
10 rations: 1 decoration
100 rations: 1 C-ration
3 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital: 1 I.V League
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour: Knot-furlong
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: 1 Rod Serling
Now, I don't know who's the bigger dork, the people who sat down and made this shit up or me...who finds this shit HILARIOUS. Spent my math class watching the teacher talk (because she talks SO quiet, I can only watch.) and played about a billion games of tic tac toe and connect four with this guy next to me. I was on a roll tonight with the answers, it rocked.
Work was also...interesting. The weather was getting kind of bad at HPPD, so we had to stack all the kids in the locker room, so they all flipped out. =\ I had the most bad ass girl (aka the bully) cowering next to me until I left. She said she felt safe around me, I was like her stepmother. I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. =\ It made me feel a little better inside.
Well, I have a jester to draw out and illustrate, and a zippo to finish drawing and turn into a reflective object. Ah, homework land, here I come.
I'm out like last year's fashion,
(meg)