First of all, I would like to state that my typist/secretary/keeper/girl/thing has far too much bloody time on her hands. Really, the things she comes up with involving me...

But honestly, doesn't anyone do anything around here anymore? Sure the Christians have their Easter coming up, but that's hardly one of the more interesting holidays as far ( Read more... )

Well. Heh. I was pretty drunk last night, wasn't I? I mean, judging by the hangover I woke up with I was really soused. And when I say really soused ( Read more... )

This typist woman of mine is utterly off her bloody rocker. She's decided to write a book about me. Does she have nothing better to do ( Read more... )