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Jessica's Secret Diary volume 1 part 1

Dec 03, 2007 13:15

This volume covers the time from SVH #32, The New Jessica all the way to #40 On The Edge. In this thrilling instalment of Jessica’s life, she becomes slightly fixated on Elizabeth, making her actions ever more harsh and sociopathic, leading to a drastic makeover, numerous attempts at stealing Elizabeth’s boyfriend, one feigned terminal illness ( Read more... )

sweet valley high, cheating cheaters, secret diary, sociopathic jessica, oh jeffrey, twin switch, recapper: roseability_, boyfriend stealing, strange view of europe, oh hi steven

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daniellafromage December 3 2007, 16:40:01 UTC

Although running away seems extreme, I've always felt so incredibly bad for Jessica when Jack is all, "lol I love your sister lol." I remember furiously hating him when I was a kid.

She looks like a cross between a sous chef and a cowboy.
MY BRAIN: "LOL LOL LOL SPAGHETTI WESTERN LOL"
ME (to brain): "...Get out."

And the infamous Tofu-Glo subplot! EPIC fail.

roseability_ December 3 2007, 17:49:36 UTC

ARGH how did I not think of that joke?

Dammit.

Yeah, Jack is such a fool. Not only is he in love with Jessica's sister, he's such an idiot about it. "I'll show my feelings by not saying anything and doing social things with her sister!" FAIL.

somedaygirl December 3 2007, 17:45:52 UTC

I must say that i LOVED the tofu glo storyline.

pst. my name is johanna. but i have self-esteem. and i'm not a math genius. :(

roseability_ December 3 2007, 17:50:40 UTC

I think you are the only one here who likes the Tofu glo plot line. Please, elaborate on this.

nellswell December 3 2007, 22:42:48 UTC

I kind of like it, too. I'm not sure why. I like the description of Jessica's Tofu Glu party?

I'm not supposed to eat tofu (soy) anymore, for health reasons. I don't know about washing my hair with it, though.

somedaygirl December 4 2007, 08:12:30 UTC

Basically, it's so awesome. The tofu goes bad. Jessica is screwed. ... everything works out in the end.

Just crazy.

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thebazu December 3 2007, 17:48:40 UTC

as a vegan, I can't decide whether I have a super soft spot for the tofu-glo storyline, or whether I hate it for making tofu sound so disgusting and setting the cause back by a hundred years.

roseability_ December 3 2007, 17:50:08 UTC

I think both is acceptable. But leaning towards setting back the cause, just for the appalling images it evokes.

thebazu December 3 2007, 17:51:42 UTC

so true!

somedaygirl December 4 2007, 08:13:02 UTC

Vegan power!

versipellis December 3 2007, 19:43:32 UTC

There are so, so many things just ever-so-slightly wrong with this book o_0 I liked the recap, though! You make me laugh ^^

roseability_ December 3 2007, 21:10:11 UTC

It is a strange excursion into Jessica's mind, isn't it? Enough to make it all seem a bit wrong.

Although her love for Jeffrey is strangely touching.

schmandalous December 4 2007, 01:27:36 UTC

“As she entered the room, her eyes flashed, and I noticed they were the exact same shade of blue-green as the Pacific Ocean. Dames. Always with the geographical comparisons.”

OMG someone SO needs to do a parody of SVH that's similar to that "Boy Meets World" episode where they're all 1940s Casablanca/Detective Movie and it's made of awesome!