SVHSY # 17 Backstabber
This recap is continuing off my last recap of Three Girls and A Guy.
This is what happened last time in case you missed it:
Conner is a pissy, sad, emo panda and he's all mad that his Mom is home from rehab and she's trying to be super mom.
Liz is worried about Conner and Tia cause she caught them in bed together.
Tia and Conner smooched and Liz is pissed.
Oh and Andy's gay.
Let's begin:
The A Plot
So Liz is still super pissed at Tia and Conner and she's refusing to talk to either of them. Conner is trying to get Liz to talk to him by banging on the door until she comes out. Smooth move! Liz finally gives in and lets him in and they talk and he says that nothing happened, but they did kiss. Smooth move there, jerk-wad. Anyways, Conner gets pissed when Liz gets pissed again. Really? What did he think would happen? Did he think that everything would go back to being all sunshine and rainbows? Oh wait, Conner's emo, so he doesn't like sunshine, he likes black eyeliner and skinny jeans. Lol
Anyways, so Liz gets pissed and slams the door in his face (way to grow some balls, Liz!) and he goes home. But his mom is home and she asks him what's wrong and he get's pissed at her and he finds his mom's stash of booze and drinks it. (It's his descent to the dark side!). Megan catches him, get's pissed and offers to help him dispose of the booze and then he turns douchy to her and she leaves (I'm starting to see a pattern here!)
Tia is worried about talking to Liz so she waits a full 24 hours and then goes to the Wakefield residence to talk to her but is confronted by the twin death glare from Jess. Liz tells Jess she can back off and she talks to Tia. Tia's all "It was nothing!" then Liz says "I know you kissed my boyfriend, ho!" Then Tia puts her foot in her mouth again and is like "He just wanted to talk about his Mom." Which doesn't make Liz any happier and Tia tries to make up with Liz, but Liz shuts her out.
Conner's also getting the twin death glare from Jess when he goes to HOJ with Andy. Andy's still dealing with his sexuality but he's busy dealing with his asshole friends' issues. Conner recaps the whole issue to Andy and Andy says "Dude, you've changed everything" and Conner doesn't want to hear it.
At school Tia is dodging the twin avenger, Jessica, but she can't dodge the bitch of the century, Melissa. Maria and Ken ask Jess what's up with Liz and Jess spills to them, and sadly, Darth Melissa is behind them and hears the whole thing, so now it will be the rumor of the century. (Guess the slut rumor about Jessica has been replaced now). Conner tries to talk to Liz after creative writing, but she's still pissed at him. At this point, I really want Liz to punch him in the face! Later, Liz is at work, hawking cosmetics and her mom comes in to talk to her. Liz gives her mom a makeover ( because apparently she's gone from looking like the twins' older sister to middle aged mom). She recaps the story to her mom and her mom worries that she's having sex... wait, shouldn't have her mother been worried about that when Liz was living with Conner? Whatever, so dear old Alice tells Liz to let Conner explain "All I know is, if I hadn't given your father a chance to explain some of the stuff he'd done over the years, we never would have made it to the altar, let alone through years of marriage and three kids!"
Anyways, Tia is coming out of cheerleading practice and she runs into Conner and he tries to talk her into "going for a drive" with him. Don't do it, Tia! She gets all bitchy with him and he gets his panties up in a bunch again and runs off. Tia writes an email to Angel and deletes it, she writes another email to Conner and deletes is. Then she writes an email to Liz and asks her to meet at HOJ, Liz agress.
Liz and Jessica are talking over the dishes and Jess tells Liz to dump Mr. Emo McDouche and Liz is all, "Awww, I don't know." Then Jess says since Liz is going to meet Tia and Jess advises to make sure that Tia knows her place. Sure, like that's going to go over well.
Anyways, Conner comes home and his mom is all up in his grill and he doesn't like that. She tells him that because of the Tia-gate, she's going to institute a curfew. Conner gets mad and tells his mom that she's a hypocrite and she didn't care for five years or something and he get's pissed and then wants to leave but he can't because his friends actually have parents that care about who comes to the house after a certain time. He's pissed, so he drinks. He justifies it because Hemingway drank while he wrote, then he remembered, Hemingway committed suicide... great start there, douche!
Andy comes to talk to Tia at 2 a.m. and she tries to convince herself that she doesn't like Conner and Andy reminds her that Conner's an emo douche.
At school Liz gets a poem written on a cardboard box from Conner and she's all happy. In French, Melissa is being the supreme bitch and volunteers Tia to read the part of Emma Bovary in a French play adaptation of Madame Bovary, ya know cause, she's an adultress?
Andy has a diary entry about how Tia's insane about Conner.
Tia and Liz meet at HOJ to talk. Conner sees them and leaves. Tia tries to convince Liz that the kiss meant nothing. She says that Liz is the one Conner cares about, blah, blah, blah, he broke his rules for her and blah.... Liz gets a little happy and then realizes Tia's on edge so she asks her if she likes Conner and Tia says she's not sure. Liz thinks about Tia and Conner's friendship and gets sad thinking Conner wasn't ever hers. Liz cries and goes to the bathroom. Tia wonders what Liz will say when she returns and she wonders if Liz will let her have him and she laughs at that thought. Liz comes back and gets pissed and tells Tia that she doesn't want her to see Conner anymore. Tia gets pissed and is like "I came here to save our friendship!" Then Liz asks her if she asked Conner to choose which girl would he choose. Tia's pissed and is like, "You wouldn't!" then Liz says, "I didn't think you'd kiss my boyfriend!" and storms out. Jessica is proud of Liz because she finally developed a backbone.
Tia gets sad and lonely. So she goes to Conner's and he's drunk and he makes out with her. Biotch!
The B Plot
Jessica has recently gotten promoted to assistant manager and Jeremy is sad when Ally tells him this. But, she promoted Jessica over Jeremy because she thinks that Jeremy has no life. Jade Wu is starting that day and Jeremy meets her and thinks she's pretty and begins to think that maybe Ally was right. He develops a crush on her and this is all happening while Jessica is watching. Jessica starts to get jealous and that's basically all of that.
Diary Entries:
Liz is worried that Conner is cheating on her.
Conner thinks Liz is over reacting.
Tia hates backstabbers, but she thinks she's become one.
Andy is dealing with his sexuality.
Jessica thinks that guys and girls who say they're just friends are making out with each other on the sly.
Ken's gathered up evidence that girls are right about guys being assholes: His cheating dad, Conner and Tia cheating on Liz, Conner cheated on Maria.
Will Simmons cheated on Melissa with Jessica and cheated on Jess with Melissa.
Josh Radinsky is a tool who keeps a list of his conquests in his Math notebook.
Conner realizes he loves Liz.
Tia wonders if Conner sees Liz or her while they're making out.
Liz wants to tell Conner she loves him.
Jeremy and Jess are pretending Jess doesn't care about him and Jade.
The End. Yipee.
This is what happened last time in case you missed it:
Conner is a pissy, sad, emo panda and he's all mad that his Mom is home from rehab and she's trying to be super mom.
Liz is worried about Conner and Tia cause she caught them in bed together.
Tia and Conner smooched and Liz is pissed.
Oh and Andy's gay.
Let's begin:
The A Plot
So Liz is still super pissed at Tia and Conner and she's refusing to talk to either of them. Conner is trying to get Liz to talk to him by banging on the door until she comes out. Smooth move! Liz finally gives in and lets him in and they talk and he says that nothing happened, but they did kiss. Smooth move there, jerk-wad. Anyways, Conner gets pissed when Liz gets pissed again. Really? What did he think would happen? Did he think that everything would go back to being all sunshine and rainbows? Oh wait, Conner's emo, so he doesn't like sunshine, he likes black eyeliner and skinny jeans. Lol
Anyways, so Liz gets pissed and slams the door in his face (way to grow some balls, Liz!) and he goes home. But his mom is home and she asks him what's wrong and he get's pissed at her and he finds his mom's stash of booze and drinks it. (It's his descent to the dark side!). Megan catches him, get's pissed and offers to help him dispose of the booze and then he turns douchy to her and she leaves (I'm starting to see a pattern here!)
Tia is worried about talking to Liz so she waits a full 24 hours and then goes to the Wakefield residence to talk to her but is confronted by the twin death glare from Jess. Liz tells Jess she can back off and she talks to Tia. Tia's all "It was nothing!" then Liz says "I know you kissed my boyfriend, ho!" Then Tia puts her foot in her mouth again and is like "He just wanted to talk about his Mom." Which doesn't make Liz any happier and Tia tries to make up with Liz, but Liz shuts her out.
Conner's also getting the twin death glare from Jess when he goes to HOJ with Andy. Andy's still dealing with his sexuality but he's busy dealing with his asshole friends' issues. Conner recaps the whole issue to Andy and Andy says "Dude, you've changed everything" and Conner doesn't want to hear it.
At school Tia is dodging the twin avenger, Jessica, but she can't dodge the bitch of the century, Melissa. Maria and Ken ask Jess what's up with Liz and Jess spills to them, and sadly, Darth Melissa is behind them and hears the whole thing, so now it will be the rumor of the century. (Guess the slut rumor about Jessica has been replaced now). Conner tries to talk to Liz after creative writing, but she's still pissed at him. At this point, I really want Liz to punch him in the face! Later, Liz is at work, hawking cosmetics and her mom comes in to talk to her. Liz gives her mom a makeover ( because apparently she's gone from looking like the twins' older sister to middle aged mom). She recaps the story to her mom and her mom worries that she's having sex... wait, shouldn't have her mother been worried about that when Liz was living with Conner? Whatever, so dear old Alice tells Liz to let Conner explain "All I know is, if I hadn't given your father a chance to explain some of the stuff he'd done over the years, we never would have made it to the altar, let alone through years of marriage and three kids!"
Anyways, Tia is coming out of cheerleading practice and she runs into Conner and he tries to talk her into "going for a drive" with him. Don't do it, Tia! She gets all bitchy with him and he gets his panties up in a bunch again and runs off. Tia writes an email to Angel and deletes it, she writes another email to Conner and deletes is. Then she writes an email to Liz and asks her to meet at HOJ, Liz agress.
Liz and Jessica are talking over the dishes and Jess tells Liz to dump Mr. Emo McDouche and Liz is all, "Awww, I don't know." Then Jess says since Liz is going to meet Tia and Jess advises to make sure that Tia knows her place. Sure, like that's going to go over well.
Anyways, Conner comes home and his mom is all up in his grill and he doesn't like that. She tells him that because of the Tia-gate, she's going to institute a curfew. Conner gets mad and tells his mom that she's a hypocrite and she didn't care for five years or something and he get's pissed and then wants to leave but he can't because his friends actually have parents that care about who comes to the house after a certain time. He's pissed, so he drinks. He justifies it because Hemingway drank while he wrote, then he remembered, Hemingway committed suicide... great start there, douche!
Andy comes to talk to Tia at 2 a.m. and she tries to convince herself that she doesn't like Conner and Andy reminds her that Conner's an emo douche.
At school Liz gets a poem written on a cardboard box from Conner and she's all happy. In French, Melissa is being the supreme bitch and volunteers Tia to read the part of Emma Bovary in a French play adaptation of Madame Bovary, ya know cause, she's an adultress?
Andy has a diary entry about how Tia's insane about Conner.
Tia and Liz meet at HOJ to talk. Conner sees them and leaves. Tia tries to convince Liz that the kiss meant nothing. She says that Liz is the one Conner cares about, blah, blah, blah, he broke his rules for her and blah.... Liz gets a little happy and then realizes Tia's on edge so she asks her if she likes Conner and Tia says she's not sure. Liz thinks about Tia and Conner's friendship and gets sad thinking Conner wasn't ever hers. Liz cries and goes to the bathroom. Tia wonders what Liz will say when she returns and she wonders if Liz will let her have him and she laughs at that thought. Liz comes back and gets pissed and tells Tia that she doesn't want her to see Conner anymore. Tia gets pissed and is like "I came here to save our friendship!" Then Liz asks her if she asked Conner to choose which girl would he choose. Tia's pissed and is like, "You wouldn't!" then Liz says, "I didn't think you'd kiss my boyfriend!" and storms out. Jessica is proud of Liz because she finally developed a backbone.
Tia gets sad and lonely. So she goes to Conner's and he's drunk and he makes out with her. Biotch!
The B Plot
Jessica has recently gotten promoted to assistant manager and Jeremy is sad when Ally tells him this. But, she promoted Jessica over Jeremy because she thinks that Jeremy has no life. Jade Wu is starting that day and Jeremy meets her and thinks she's pretty and begins to think that maybe Ally was right. He develops a crush on her and this is all happening while Jessica is watching. Jessica starts to get jealous and that's basically all of that.
Diary Entries:
Liz is worried that Conner is cheating on her.
Conner thinks Liz is over reacting.
Tia hates backstabbers, but she thinks she's become one.
Andy is dealing with his sexuality.
Jessica thinks that guys and girls who say they're just friends are making out with each other on the sly.
Ken's gathered up evidence that girls are right about guys being assholes: His cheating dad, Conner and Tia cheating on Liz, Conner cheated on Maria.
Will Simmons cheated on Melissa with Jessica and cheated on Jess with Melissa.
Josh Radinsky is a tool who keeps a list of his conquests in his Math notebook.
Conner realizes he loves Liz.
Tia wonders if Conner sees Liz or her while they're making out.
Liz wants to tell Conner she loves him.
Jeremy and Jess are pretending Jess doesn't care about him and Jade.
The End. Yipee.