The Elizabeth Series, #5: Max's Choice
The Elizabeth Series, #5: Max's ChoiceNo, the choice is not fish or chicken. Nor is it cake or death. Max does have to pick out stationery at one point, though, which frankly is more interesting than the actual choice: Elizabeth or his fiancée, Lavinia. As if there's any suspense there, considering he's choosing between a Wakefield and a non-
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It makes me think of Michael Jackson, who apparently bathed in Evian at a British hotel once. So now for the rest of this recap I am going to picture Lavinia as a freaky bleached white life form of questionable gender that one shouldn't let their kids go within a kilometre of. (Which is probably not far off from what we're supposed to picture her as, since she's a non-Wakefield and all...)
She sees his date and runs off, followed shortly by the hot redhead.
What'd Vanessa do, tell the redhead that James was a cheerleader?
I can only assume that she's getting blood all over those vegetables. Eww.
Hey, spitting in the food may be the traditional way, but there's nothing wrong with a little innovation.
James confronts Vanessa in the herbarium and tries to convince her to trust him. She bites his head off.
I swear I don't know why my mind went into the gutter just now, since that's a pretty common phrase. But it did, and now I can't stop giggling. Also, whenever I see Bones' name I think of the verb. ^_^;;
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