In the spirit of the season, I decided that it would be awesome to recap the third season Christmas episode. Yeah…..

( Possibly the worst Christmas episode ever produced..... )

Sweet Valley Kids Super Snooper #1: The Case of the Secret Santa

Before I get to the actual recap, there are two important things you need to know about this book.


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So this book was recapped a couple of years ago, but I found it at an op shop the other day. It was one of the ones I missed out on reading when I was younger, but it's so classic Sweet Valley, I feel the need to re-recap it anyway. Don't call it a remake, though, 'cause that's lame; however, I will accept 'gritty reboot.'


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If Sweet Valley television is like the life of a serial killer, then this is the moment where it commits its first murder. Sure, there have been some completely insane moments before this, but everything else has been animal cruelty and juvenile hall compared to this. I think it's at some point after this episode was made that the producers ( Read more... )

Okay, motivated by strangerface 's last two posts (and more than a little Jessica-like greed for those awesome shirts & compacts), I'm back to recap.  It also helps that school is over.  Time to ease back into things with SVK #33, Caroline's Halloween Spell.

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In honor of Valentine’s day, I’ve skipped ahead a bit so I could post this recap of Sweet Valley Kids #65: Steven’s Big Crush. There are hearts on the cover so I assume it’s appropriate for this most commercial of holidays!


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I bought a bunch of Sweet Valley Kids books on eBay. Then I posted a poll in my LJ about which one sounded the funniest. This one, Super Special #5, won by a very, very large margin. I can’t imagine why. OH WAIT. Could it be the title which just happens to be “ELIZABETH HATCHES AN EGG”? I think it might ( Read more... )

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( The conclusion of the analysis. )