The Elizabeth Series, #5: Max's Choice
The Elizabeth Series, #5: Max's ChoiceNo, the choice is not fish or chicken. Nor is it cake or death. Max does have to pick out stationery at one point, though, which frankly is more interesting than the actual choice: Elizabeth or his fiancée, Lavinia. As if there's any suspense there, considering he's choosing between a Wakefield and a non-
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Hahahaha :D
This Bones, though, is the lead singer of a new pop rock band, the Bloody Young Blokes. I think the ghostwriter should have just called the band "Hi, We're British!" It would have had the same effect.
Such wit!
Hmmm... An English person is secretly the illegitimate child of nobility, bitter over the tragic death of their mother. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? Watch out for werewolves, James.
I know, right? Not every single slightly noble English family has illegitimate children hidden under the floorboards. Maybe Francine Pascal is actually the lovechild of Queen Elizabeth and a bum or something.
Maybe it's a last-ditch, desperate attempt to snare Max: blood in the food = secret voodoo love ritual.
She considers buying an "American-style Miracle Bra," which makes me wonder what an English-style Miracle Bra looks like.
Maybe it's the same, but it has a tiny speaker system inside, with a button on the outside, and when you press the button it says "bloody" or "would you like a nice cuppa tea"? Ok...no. That's just crazy.
Me likeys this recap.
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< The cook puts a Band-Aid on the wound, and Liz goes back to cutting vegetables. It doesn't say that she gets a new knife, so I can only assume that she's getting blood all over those vegetables. Eww.< / i >
*it happened to me last week*
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