Sweet Valley High #87: My Best Friend's Boyfriend

[irinaauthor]

Sweet Valley High # 87: My Best Friend’s Boyfriend

I would say that some ghostwriter saw The Truth About Cats and Dogs and got inspired, but this book came out four years before that movie. Must just be a coincidence, then.

Comments

[teethvsclavicle]

I’ll make it easy for you, John. RAPE SCARES WOMEN. Tattoo it on your arm so you don’t forget.

HAHAHA.

also- we never find out who was being SEXUALLY HARASSED? bummer.

thanks for recapping this. i never read the pre-highschool books, and i've been (sadly) missing these.

[irinaauthor]

I know, right?

[ahwannabe]

That's no coincidence, that's Cyrano De Bergerac!

[irinaauthor]

Totally, but what are the odds the ghostwriter has even heard of it? I figured an Uma Thurman movie would be far more likely. :-)

[ahwannabe]

Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
You mean to tell me Ginny doesn't get a makeover?

[irinaauthor]

No! The guy likes her for who she is on the inside! To be fair, though, it's not like he goes to Sweet Valley High. He's a Big Mesa student.

[dwanollah1]

You'd think that alone would make the book good. Alas, no.

[kakeochi_umai]

MR COLLINS IF YOU'RE NASTY FTW!!!!!!!

That redhead looks freakily like Sharpay from High School Musical. I spent ages trying to work out where I'd seen that face before.

OK, if this guy is so attracted to Ginny's voice, wouldn't he notice that Denisepay's voice is different? Or if not, at leaat notice when they do the tripod date that Ginny's got the same voice as Hotline Girl? Whoops, Earth Logic.

After fielding a call from Shelly Novak about how stupid she feels being tall

Can her mother please take her to the birth defects ward at the hospital and show her people with real problems like she threatened to? Also, that recap is totally to blame for my current ANTM addiction. And the fact that whenever I read the name "Jay" in this recap, I think of Miss J and his hairy ashy balls. (Shit, I just typed "hairy ashy balls" into Google on the work computer to find the page. *deletes from history

[esc_key]

Also, that recap is totally to blame for my current ANTM addiction.
I would say sorry, but I'm not. :p

[air_and_angels]

Thank you, now I am going back through all fourfour's ANTM entries.
I would love it if Jessica were a contestant in that show. But she would probably get the shit kicked out of her by Lauren, who is my hero.

[kakeochi_umai]

Jessica would be so perfect for that show. XD