Sex is a great way to start the morning. It's even better with two people.

I don't see why my kids are complaining if I wander around the house naked. I didn't hear them complaining about me being naked when they were conceived.

I had the thought this morning that I should make love to my wife at midnight tonight so I could literally wish her a "happy f***ing new year."  But she wouldn't appreciate the humor in that ( Read more... )

I went to Taco Bell to grab an extra-large Baja Blast Mountain Dew to get some caffeine to compensate for lack of sleep last night.  I grew disgusted with the drive-thru line not moving, so I went inside.  All I ordered was the drink, but the cashier still asked me if it was "for here or to go?"

Due to time pressures, we had to forgo our annual trip to the Christmas tree farm. Instead, we went to Home Depot to get our tree. Do you suppose I can return it within 30 days as long as I keep the receipt?

I just noticed that the sanitary toilet seat covers in the bathroom, or rather the company that makes them, has an ISO 9001:2000 certificate. I guess knowing the company has documented procedures for producing their products should make me feel . . . relieved?

An odd thought just crossed my mind, which is pretty much all I use this blog for. You know how, when children are behaving themselves, people call them "little angels"? Well, according to at least some Christian ideology, angels, unlike humans, lack free will. They are in the presence of God, thus they do not need faith in his existence; he's ( Read more... )

With the current advances in computer special effects and current trends in marketing, it won't be long until we see classic movies with new product placements. Imagine Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart drinking cans of Coke in Casablanca, Judy Garland sporting a pair of ruby Nike sneakers in The Wizard of Oz, or John Wayne wearing a Tabasco ( Read more... )