painful social ineptiude, thy name is gwendolyn.

[1blazeofglory]

Oh, my Mom's college roommate, Vivian, and her family had a day-after-christmas open house brunch today and (as if there had been any doubt) I reaffirmed my inability to mingle, and confirmed the fact that since the age of 14 my capacity for interaction has steadily decreased. I tried to quell my anxiety with a mimosa and about 8 cups of coffee,

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[austin_tatious]

fuck mingling.
and fuck drunk middle aged ladies at christmas parties.

[austin_tatious]

although....
maybe thats exactly what they want.

badun-
chhhh

[1blazeofglory]

ooooooooooooh snap.

[1blazeofglory]

b.t.dub (as soli says) - i was so sure that story was gonna end with a flat out proposition. i'll admit to a little bit of disappointment.

[austin_tatious]

me too me too
kinda like the graduate
lucky for me
it didnt