STEREOTYPES!
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
[x]You say Freakin'/Frickin' instead of Fucking.
2/10, or 20% british, 80 percent neutral.
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something.
Total = 2
15% Aussie, 10% british, 75% neutral.
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel. (Does Y count? I don't think it does, considering later it's an Irish stereotype...)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. (Is ANYONE female and under fourteen not? Well, 99% of the population?)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!!!
[x] You talk with your hands.
[ ] Your last name sounds like a pasta.
10% Italian, 10% Aussie, 6.6% British
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (The SPANISH are to blame for that?! *gets out torches and pitchforks*)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
2.5% Spanish, 7.5% italian, 7.5% Aussie, 5% British
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered. (Ooooh yess)
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
8% Russian, 6% Italian/Aussie, 4% British, 2% Spanish.
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best. (well, I've never actually HAD it but I've been told I wouldn't like it because I hate soda)
[x] You have a bad temper. (HORRIBLE temper)
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a At. Pattys Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. (HALF OF THE FAMILY!!!)
[ ] You have blonde RED hair. (What. The. Hell. The stereotype is RED hair, fools! I don't -actually-, but I used to in infancy, and I should. Huh, this is a demonstration of my temper....)
[x] You have/had freckles. (My arms freckle.)
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing. *grins at memory of last one*
10% Irish!!! 6.6% Russian. 5% Ita/Aus, 3.3% British, tinynumberspanish....
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap. (HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. (So?)
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
[x] You are funny/you always make people laugh. (How is this a black stereotype?)
[ ] You are lazy. (:B)
[ ] You speak with imperfect grammar. (Okay, THIS is racist)
Percentages being given up here....
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You wear American Eagle and/or Hollister. *laughs out loud because she knows a semi-Asian kid who ADORES Hollister)
[x] You can't drive.
[ ] You eat (literally) anything.
Total = 4
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. (nursery school)
[ ] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You speak some German. ("Mein Gott in Himmel"...)
Canadian
[x ] You like/play/played hockey. (Funnest sport in Gym class.)
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total = 1
Mexican (Latino)
[x] You are short, around 5'.
[ ] You spray a lot of perfume/cologne on yourself.
[ ] You're found working in the back (kitchen) of any restaurant.
[ ] You work in Chinese supermarkets.
[ ] You're willing to work for any pay.
[ ] You have jumped over the Great Wall of Mexico (AKA the border fence between USA and Mexico).
[ ] You put lots of gel on your hair.
[ ] You play soccer.
[ ] You love spicy food. (8D BWAHAHA.)
[ ] You put lots of makeup on.
Total = 1
Jewish
[ ] You have a big nose.
[ ] You hate Hitler. (...Who doesn't, outside of neo-Nazi groups?)
[ ] You have a family member who's been in the concentration camps during WWII.
[ ] The Holocaust is horrifying. (YEAH, DUH.)
[ ] You want to take over the world. (*rubs hands together eagerly* ...Except I wouldn't like the responsibility... D:)
[x] Everybody hates you.
[ ] You wear a Kippah.
[ ] You have a long beard. (*checks gender* Kind of hard for me. :D
[ ] You have read/heard of the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion. (In a Big Book of Hoaxes...)
Total = 1
American
[ ] You dislike foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured. (Define "cultured"...)
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (..Dude, how would I manage that?)
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. (WTF was with the African-American part?!)
[ ] You eat at McDonalds often. (Burger King is better. :P)
[ ] You are obese/close to being obese.
[ ] You love to criticize things/people when you are in a foreign country.
[ ] You love big things.
[ ] You are wasteful.
Wow, I'm COMPLETELY non-American... YAY!