I just emptied my spam folder, and the first email was a keeper:

Subject: We are here for you and your penis!

Really? That's so kind of you, Marina A. Pham. Incidentally, I don't
actually have a penis, but it's nice to know that if I did, you would be
there not only for me, but for it too. That's the sign of a true friend.

Oh, the craziness

It's been a long time since I've watched the VMAs or anything on MTV, really, but I have to say that I would totally watch this: On the next Tyra Banks show, Britney gives her MORE! I love me some Tyra. Speaking of, I'm off to watch tonight's premiere of ANTM. :)

In addition to having Elijah Wood teach children how to do the "Puppetmaster" dance, apparently Yo Gabba Gabba features Biz Markie teaching kids how to beat box.

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hmmm

Right now on America's Got Talent, there is a cowboy named "Johnny Lonestar" who is showing off his lassoing skills. The kicker, though, is that he's wearing a rhinestone cowboy shirt and GOLD LAME CHAPS (and under-chap things).

GOLD LAME

My eyes, they burn!

It's been a while since I've updated. I returned from Glasgow safe and sound, although with a mild case of food poisoning. Nothing much else has happened, although I've had a setback in my quest for a VISA to work in the CZ ( Read more... )

thanks to jesshelga for this video made of AWESOME: German Country Band covers Cameo's Word Up

awesomeness, I say

A bandmember plays a washboard. A WASHBOARD! How does this not fill you with GLEE?

I need an icon for this type of thing. Like when my mind is boggled

Last night while I was taking the tram home from work, I gave a couple of Canadian expats my extra tram tickets. They thanked me, and then said something that blew me away ( Read more... )

I was bored this morning and decided to google myself. Apparently I am a published poet, and was born in Bahrain in 1961. Who knew ( Read more... )

Found this interesting picture on Reuters today. It's earthen pots stacked together in Dhaka, Bangladesh.


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I had the weirdest dream last night with Jensen Ackles & Jared Padalecki from Supernatural. I don't remember much of it, but of what I do remember they must have been on set filming, and suddenly burst into Broadway song. I don't know what song from which musical, but they were definitely singing a song from a Broadway musical. WTF?