JEALOUSYWhatevs, I'm just gonna have to buy these then. Then I will....no, you will still have won, you got into Thole's pants before I got into José's TT
When I read that, I saw like, "Hmmm, I wonder if one can hear Steph squee from Manhattan?" (by the way, the answer is yes).
IF JED'S NOT ON THE PLAYOFF ROSTER I WILL CRY BUT ONLY A LITTLE SINCE MY BOY ALREADY GETS TO PITCH THE FIRST GAME AND THAT MAKES ME :DDDDDDDDDDD I HOPE YOU ARE NOT OFFENDED.
Hey, if you do get them, try them on! It's worth it!
Waaaaaaah!
HE CLEARLY WANTS TO BE THERE. HE KEEPS SAYING HIS WRIST IS READY AND WHATNOT. BUT I WORRY ABOUT HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO MAKE IT WORSE. IF HE ENDS UP ON THAT ROSTER, I DON'T WANT HIM PLAYING VERY MUCH. AND YAY LESTER!
Duh I'd try them on. You know my true life's goal is to get into José Reyes' pants >_>
YEAH BUT JOSÉ SAID HE WAS FEELING FINE AND COULD COME BACK TOO AND NOW HE IS GETTING SURGERY. I DON'T WANT JED TO GET EVEN MORE INJURED. YET AT THE SAME TIME I TOTALLY WANT HIM TO PLAY. HE DESERVES TO, IN A WAY, AND AT LEAST ONE OF US NEEDS TO SEE OUR STALKER-ESQUE SHORTSTOP CRUSH FINISH OUT THE SEASON RIGHT. OMG LESTER IS SO AWESOME I TOTALLY PREDICTED ONE DAY THAT HE WOULD KICK BECKY OUT OF THE ACE POSITION I WISH THE FIRST GAME WOULD JUST ARRIVE SO I CAN RUN AROUND LIKE A FANGIRL IN MY LESTER JERSEY.
Ha! The problem is getting David out of them first.
I AM HOPING FOR HIM BUT I DON'T WANT HIM TO PLAY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THAT WRIST TO GET HURT TOO BADLY... MY COPY OF BASEBALL AMERICA'S PROSPECT ALMANAC FOR THIS YEAR HAS LESTER AS THE PROJECTED 2012 ACE OF THE RED SOX, SO YOU WERE RIGHT!
This is true....threesome? I write D/J threesomes in my head all the time, but they involve other athletes (and once José's wife), not myself...
ACTUALLY, MY PREDICTION WAS THAT HE WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND USURP BECKETT BACK IN 2007. LIKE THE DAY HE CAME BACK TO BASEBALL. IT'D JUST BE LIKE, "MR. BECKETT SIR, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE PITCHING AMAZINGLY THIS YEAR, AND I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I'M JON LESTER." JOSH BECKETT WOULD BE A CLONE OF HIM INSTEAD.
DUH LESTER IS A TIME LORD. THAT IS WHY I SAW A RED POLICE BOX ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE PALACE THE LAST TIME THE SOX WERE IN TOWN (SERIOUSLY, I DID). BUT WHO ARE HIS COMPANIONS? I'M TOTES NOMINATING JACOBY, JED, AND CLAY. AND HE TRIES TO GET BECKETT ON THERE, BUT BECKY'S LIKE, "FUCK NO, I AIN'T NO FUCKING ALIEN." BUT THEN LES PROMISES HIM THEY CAN GO TO THE WILD WEST AND JOSH CAN BE A COWBOY AND THEN HE'S LIKE, "OKAY, BUT ONLY THIS ONE TIME SO I CAN SHOOT SOMEONE." SO THEY GO TO THE WILD WEST AND IT'S TOTALLY LIKE THE KNIGHTS OF CYDONIA VIDEO, COWBOYS AND ROBOTS AND EVERYTHING, AND THEY PLAY COWBOYS AND INDIANS *INSERT OFFENSIVE JACOBY-RELATED JOKE HERE* AND JOSH GETS TO SHOOT THE SHERRIFF AND BANG A LOT OF HOT GIRLS AND IT'S AWESOME. ONLY THEN THEY GO BACK AND JOSH IS SO TIRED FROM ALL THE THINGS HE'S DONE THAT HE FUCKS UP HIS START AND GIVES UP A THREE-RUN SHOT TO ARAH AND IT'S NOT AWESOME. BUT THE REST OF IT WAS, SO WHATEVS
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YESTERDAY. AND BY YESTERDAY I MEAN I'M HOPPING IN A TARDIS AND GOING BACK IN TIME TO DRAW IT YESTERDAY. YOU SHOULD WRITE MORE. NOTICE THAT I ONLY MENTIONED JED IN PASSING. YOU STALK HIM, YOU WRITE HIM BETTER.
ALSO, I THINK THIS MEANS LES IN EITHER CHUCK TAYLORS OF A STRIPPED SCARF. OR BOTH. HE IS THE 410TH DOCTOR. EVEN THOUGH THERE CAN ONLY BE THIRTEEN DOCTORS AND HE ISN'T EVEN THE DOCTOR ANYWAYS. HE'S THE ACE (SINCE YOU KNOW, TO FOLLOW IN THE TREND- DOCTOR, MASTER, ETC.)
NO, ICHIGO WAS DOING THE PLAYING. AND NO I DIDN'T, I PLAYED THE VIOLIN LIKE I WAS THE NATIONALS.
IT'S THE ONLY TRUE, PURE (AND BY THAT I MEAN DELICIOUSLY-NAUGHTY-IN-A-WAY-THAT-SENDS-YOU-TO-THE-SPECIAL-HELL) WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
ALSO, TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS. I THINK THE EXTRA EDGE THAT GOT THEM OVER THE TIGERS WAS JOE MAUER'S SIDEBURNS AND JUSTIN MORNEAU'S CANADIANESS, Y/Y?
UM DUH, YOU ARE BETTER AT WRITING THAN ME, I JUST COME UP WITH ON MORE CRACK THAN KOHARUUHMAAAAAAZING IDEAS. YOU DO THE PARTS THAT DON'T DEAL WITH LESTER, HIS CLONE BECKETT, AND OBSESSIVE MUSE REFERENCES.
DUDE, I'M IN THE COMMON ROOM. STOP SAYING SEXY SHIT LIKE THAT. AND OBVIOUSLY, HE IS THE FIDDLER ON THE ROOF. IT IS THE ROOF OF THE WHITE HOUSE, AND HE BECOMES BARACK OBAMA'S BFF JILL. DAVID WRIGHT HOLDS BACK TEARS BECAUSE HE HAS TO BE THE STOIC (AND BY STOIC WE MEAN CLOSETED) LEADER.
WELL, ONLY THE GOOD THINGS. I'M PRETTY SURE ALEX RODRÍGUEZ IS THE REASON FOR SYPHILIS.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, WENCH. AND I'M PRETTY CONVINCED THAT DAVEY ACTS LIKE THAT 100% HE MAKES ME LOL AND I LOVE HIM.
GENIUS! :O NUTTY MADAM SAID THAT STEPHANIE MEYER IS A GENIUS! I'M SO HONORED ^^ IT MUST BE THE MUSE OBSESSION. FUCK WHY DID I ALREADY USE MY NUTTY MADAM ICON.
DUDE, IT SERIOUSLY ISN'T FAIR THAT STEPHANIE FUCKING MEYER GOT TO MEET MUSE. I'M MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN HER. I MEAN, I DIDN'T WRITE TWILIGHT, THAT AUTOMATICALLY GIVES ME AWESOME POINTS. THOUGH I'M SURE IF I DID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME. AND THEY'D HAVE TO RESCUE DOM. I'D DRESS HIM AS A PRINCESSCOSTUME BOUGHT OFF OF DAVEY'S EBAY ACCOUNT AND PUT HIM IN A TALL TOWER AND SHIT....WAIT, FUCK, HE'S SPIDERMAN, HE'D BE ABLE TO ESCAPE BY CRAWLING DOWN THE WALL. WHATEVS, I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. BARS ON THE WINDOW MAYBE? THAT'S UGLY THOUGH, I WILL NEED NICE CURTAINS
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I'M SO LUCKY I'M NOT A JUNIOR OR ELSE I'D ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK. EW.
NOW I SHALL COMPARE TO TO SOMEONE OF GREAT HONOR. YOUR GREAT LOVE FOR JED LOWRIE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE...LIKE EDWARD'S FOR BELLA. ^^
LEGOS ARE DEFINITELY NECESSARY. THE BIG ONES THOUGH, NOT THE TINY ONES WITH THE PEOPLE. SILVER DUCT TAPE IS ALSO NECESSARY, AS IT CAN HOLD ANYTHING. AND ROPES. ROPES ARE GOOD.
AND IT LOVES YOU TOO. THOUGHT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, IN THE EPISODE OF AI8 WHERE EVERYONE'S PARENTS ARE INTERVIEWED, ADAM'S PARENTS MENTION HIM HATING SPORTS. SO IT SEEMS I ERRED THERE. I CANNOT THINK OF A GOOD CANDIDATE THOUGH, A-ROD IS JUST THAT SUPER GAY. BUT THAT IS WHY I AM SO AMUSED BY HIM. I ACTUALLY DON'T HATE HIM. HE'S TOO LULZY FOR ME TOO xD
I HEAR FROM soprano_no_eiji THAT BEING A SENIOR IS EVEN WORSE. UGH.
I AM FLATTERED. NOW I MUST RUN AWAY FROM FANGIRLS/BOYS AND GET HIT BY A TRUCK!
DUPLO BLOCKS! (IS A FIVE-YEAR-OLD) AND YAY DUCT TAPE! I CAN DEFINITELY GET SOME WHEN I GO TO MICHAEL'S ON SATURDAY TO GET SOME FELT FOR MY LSJUMB HAT (IT NEEDS A RED STRIPE AROUND IT).
HOORAAAAY LOVE! AND A-ROD IS HONESTLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE DUGOUT CHARACTERS. HE'S JUST SO ENTERTAINING, LIKE MATT HOLLIDAY GETTING HIT IN THE GROIN BY A FLY BALL.
When I read that, I saw like, "Hmmm, I wonder if one can hear Steph squee from Manhattan?" (by the way, the answer is yes).
IF JED'S NOT ON THE PLAYOFF ROSTER I WILL CRY BUT ONLY A LITTLE SINCE MY BOY ALREADY GETS TO PITCH THE FIRST GAME AND THAT MAKES ME :DDDDDDDDDDD I HOPE YOU ARE NOT OFFENDED.
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Waaaaaaah!
HE CLEARLY WANTS TO BE THERE. HE KEEPS SAYING HIS WRIST IS READY AND WHATNOT. BUT I WORRY ABOUT HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE I DON'T WANT HIM TO MAKE IT WORSE. IF HE ENDS UP ON THAT ROSTER, I DON'T WANT HIM PLAYING VERY MUCH. AND YAY LESTER!
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YEAH BUT JOSÉ SAID HE WAS FEELING FINE AND COULD COME BACK TOO AND NOW HE IS GETTING SURGERY. I DON'T WANT JED TO GET EVEN MORE INJURED. YET AT THE SAME TIME I TOTALLY WANT HIM TO PLAY. HE DESERVES TO, IN A WAY, AND AT LEAST ONE OF US NEEDS TO SEE OUR STALKER-ESQUE SHORTSTOP CRUSH FINISH OUT THE SEASON RIGHT. OMG LESTER IS SO AWESOME I TOTALLY PREDICTED ONE DAY THAT HE WOULD KICK BECKY OUT OF THE ACE POSITION I WISH THE FIRST GAME WOULD JUST ARRIVE SO I CAN RUN AROUND LIKE A FANGIRL IN MY LESTER JERSEY.
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I AM HOPING FOR HIM BUT I DON'T WANT HIM TO PLAY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THAT WRIST TO GET HURT TOO BADLY... MY COPY OF BASEBALL AMERICA'S PROSPECT ALMANAC FOR THIS YEAR HAS LESTER AS THE PROJECTED 2012 ACE OF THE RED SOX, SO YOU WERE RIGHT!
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ACTUALLY, MY PREDICTION WAS THAT HE WOULD GO BACK IN TIME AND USURP BECKETT BACK IN 2007. LIKE THE DAY HE CAME BACK TO BASEBALL. IT'D JUST BE LIKE, "MR. BECKETT SIR, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE PITCHING AMAZINGLY THIS YEAR, AND I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I'M JON LESTER." JOSH BECKETT WOULD BE A CLONE OF HIM INSTEAD.
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I LIKE THAT CONCEPT. LESTER IS A TIME TRAVELER! MAYBE HE'S LIKE THE DOCTOR OR SOMETHING.
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DID YOU PLAY ANYONE LIKE ISHIDA?
CAPSLOCK IS AMAZING. FOR SERIOUS.
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ALSO, I THINK THIS MEANS LES IN EITHER CHUCK TAYLORS OF A STRIPPED SCARF. OR BOTH. HE IS THE 410TH DOCTOR. EVEN THOUGH THERE CAN ONLY BE THIRTEEN DOCTORS AND HE ISN'T EVEN THE DOCTOR ANYWAYS. HE'S THE ACE (SINCE YOU KNOW, TO FOLLOW IN THE TREND- DOCTOR, MASTER, ETC.)
NO, ICHIGO WAS DOING THE PLAYING. AND NO I DIDN'T, I PLAYED THE VIOLIN LIKE I WAS THE NATIONALS.
IT'S THE ONLY TRUE, PURE (AND BY THAT I MEAN DELICIOUSLY-NAUGHTY-IN-A-WAY-THAT-SENDS-YOU-TO-THE-SPECIAL-HELL) WAY TO COMMUNICATE.
ALSO, TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS. I THINK THE EXTRA EDGE THAT GOT THEM OVER THE TIGERS WAS JOE MAUER'S SIDEBURNS AND JUSTIN MORNEAU'S CANADIANESS, Y/Y?
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RYAN ZIMMERMAN PLAYS THE FIDDLE?
AGREED. IN SPADES.
THAT. YES. JOE MAUER IS THE REASON FOR EVERYTHING.
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DUDE, I'M IN THE COMMON ROOM. STOP SAYING SEXY SHIT LIKE THAT. AND OBVIOUSLY, HE IS THE FIDDLER ON THE ROOF. IT IS THE ROOF OF THE WHITE HOUSE, AND HE BECOMES BARACK OBAMA'S BFF JILL. DAVID WRIGHT HOLDS BACK TEARS BECAUSE HE HAS TO BE THE STOIC (AND BY STOIC WE MEAN CLOSETED) LEADER.
WELL, ONLY THE GOOD THINGS. I'M PRETTY SURE ALEX RODRÍGUEZ IS THE REASON FOR SYPHILIS.
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SORRY? AND I KIND OF FUCKING LOVE IT. SO MUCH. OH, DAVEY!
THAT IS GENIUS. SERIOUSLY.
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YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, WENCH. AND I'M PRETTY CONVINCED THAT DAVEY ACTS LIKE THAT 100% HE MAKES ME LOL AND I LOVE HIM.
GENIUS! :O NUTTY MADAM SAID THAT STEPHANIE MEYER IS A GENIUS! I'M SO HONORED ^^ IT MUST BE THE MUSE OBSESSION. FUCK WHY DID I ALREADY USE MY NUTTY MADAM ICON.
DUDE, IT SERIOUSLY ISN'T FAIR THAT STEPHANIE FUCKING MEYER GOT TO MEET MUSE. I'M MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN HER. I MEAN, I DIDN'T WRITE TWILIGHT, THAT AUTOMATICALLY GIVES ME AWESOME POINTS. THOUGH I'M SURE IF I DID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME. AND THEY'D HAVE TO RESCUE DOM. I'D DRESS HIM AS A PRINCESSCOSTUME BOUGHT OFF OF DAVEY'S EBAY ACCOUNT AND PUT HIM IN A TALL TOWER AND SHIT....WAIT, FUCK, HE'S SPIDERMAN, HE'D BE ABLE TO ESCAPE BY CRAWLING DOWN THE WALL. WHATEVS, I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. BARS ON THE WINDOW MAYBE? THAT'S UGLY THOUGH, I WILL NEED NICE CURTAINS ( ... )
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I DO LOVE IT. I DO. YES.
YOU ARE? I'M VERY GLAD! YAY BEING HONORED!
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ENACT THIS EVIL PLAN OF YOURS? AND DO YOU NEED HELP BUILDING A TOWER? I'M GOOD WITH LEGOS...
I KIND OF LOVE THAT WHOLE PARAGRAPH. REALLY.
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NOW I SHALL COMPARE TO TO SOMEONE OF GREAT HONOR. YOUR GREAT LOVE FOR JED LOWRIE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE...LIKE EDWARD'S FOR BELLA. ^^
LEGOS ARE DEFINITELY NECESSARY. THE BIG ONES THOUGH, NOT THE TINY ONES WITH THE PEOPLE. SILVER DUCT TAPE IS ALSO NECESSARY, AS IT CAN HOLD ANYTHING. AND ROPES. ROPES ARE GOOD.
AND IT LOVES YOU TOO. THOUGHT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, IN THE EPISODE OF AI8 WHERE EVERYONE'S PARENTS ARE INTERVIEWED, ADAM'S PARENTS MENTION HIM HATING SPORTS. SO IT SEEMS I ERRED THERE. I CANNOT THINK OF A GOOD CANDIDATE THOUGH, A-ROD IS JUST THAT SUPER GAY. BUT THAT IS WHY I AM SO AMUSED BY HIM. I ACTUALLY DON'T HATE HIM. HE'S TOO LULZY FOR ME TOO xD
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I AM FLATTERED. NOW I MUST RUN AWAY FROM FANGIRLS/BOYS AND GET HIT BY A TRUCK!
DUPLO BLOCKS! (IS A FIVE-YEAR-OLD) AND YAY DUCT TAPE! I CAN DEFINITELY GET SOME WHEN I GO TO MICHAEL'S ON SATURDAY TO GET SOME FELT FOR MY LSJUMB HAT (IT NEEDS A RED STRIPE AROUND IT).
HOORAAAAY LOVE! AND A-ROD IS HONESTLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE DUGOUT CHARACTERS. HE'S JUST SO ENTERTAINING, LIKE MATT HOLLIDAY GETTING HIT IN THE GROIN BY A FLY BALL.
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