YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, WENCH. AND I'M PRETTY CONVINCED THAT DAVEY ACTS LIKE THAT 100% HE MAKES ME LOL AND I LOVE HIM.
GENIUS! :O NUTTY MADAM SAID THAT STEPHANIE MEYER IS A GENIUS! I'M SO HONORED ^^ IT MUST BE THE MUSE OBSESSION. FUCK WHY DID I ALREADY USE MY NUTTY MADAM ICON.
DUDE, IT SERIOUSLY ISN'T FAIR THAT STEPHANIE FUCKING MEYER GOT TO MEET MUSE. I'M MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN HER. I MEAN, I DIDN'T WRITE TWILIGHT, THAT AUTOMATICALLY GIVES ME AWESOME POINTS. THOUGH I'M SURE IF I DID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME. AND THEY'D HAVE TO RESCUE DOM. I'D DRESS HIM AS A PRINCESSCOSTUME BOUGHT OFF OF DAVEY'S EBAY ACCOUNT AND PUT HIM IN A TALL TOWER AND SHIT....WAIT, FUCK, HE'S SPIDERMAN, HE'D BE ABLE TO ESCAPE BY CRAWLING DOWN THE WALL. WHATEVS, I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. BARS ON THE WINDOW MAYBE? THAT'S UGLY THOUGH, I WILL NEED NICE CURTAINS...
ALEX RODRÍGUEZ IS ALSO THE REASON FOR THE METS COLLAPSE. IT'S ALL IN HIS GAYNESS. I KNOW WE'RE TRYING, BUT SHOCKINGLY, EVEN DAVID WRIGHT MIGHT NOT BE GAY ENOUGH A THIRD BASEMAN. HE LOOKS LIKE A PENCIL NEXT TO ARAH, WHO IS LIKE A FRENCH HORN. I WONDER HOW ATHLETIC ADAM LAMBERT IS...
I'M SO LUCKY I'M NOT A JUNIOR OR ELSE I'D ACTUALLY HAVE TO WORK. EW.
NOW I SHALL COMPARE TO TO SOMEONE OF GREAT HONOR. YOUR GREAT LOVE FOR JED LOWRIE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE...LIKE EDWARD'S FOR BELLA. ^^
LEGOS ARE DEFINITELY NECESSARY. THE BIG ONES THOUGH, NOT THE TINY ONES WITH THE PEOPLE. SILVER DUCT TAPE IS ALSO NECESSARY, AS IT CAN HOLD ANYTHING. AND ROPES. ROPES ARE GOOD.
AND IT LOVES YOU TOO. THOUGHT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, IN THE EPISODE OF AI8 WHERE EVERYONE'S PARENTS ARE INTERVIEWED, ADAM'S PARENTS MENTION HIM HATING SPORTS. SO IT SEEMS I ERRED THERE. I CANNOT THINK OF A GOOD CANDIDATE THOUGH, A-ROD IS JUST THAT SUPER GAY. BUT THAT IS WHY I AM SO AMUSED BY HIM. I ACTUALLY DON'T HATE HIM. HE'S TOO LULZY FOR ME TOO xD
I HEAR FROM soprano_no_eiji THAT BEING A SENIOR IS EVEN WORSE. UGH.
I AM FLATTERED. NOW I MUST RUN AWAY FROM FANGIRLS/BOYS AND GET HIT BY A TRUCK!
DUPLO BLOCKS! (IS A FIVE-YEAR-OLD) AND YAY DUCT TAPE! I CAN DEFINITELY GET SOME WHEN I GO TO MICHAEL'S ON SATURDAY TO GET SOME FELT FOR MY LSJUMB HAT (IT NEEDS A RED STRIPE AROUND IT).
HOORAAAAY LOVE! AND A-ROD IS HONESTLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE DUGOUT CHARACTERS. HE'S JUST SO ENTERTAINING, LIKE MATT HOLLIDAY GETTING HIT IN THE GROIN BY A FLY BALL.
REALLY? IT'S NOTHING LIKE HIGH SCHOOL, I DID SHIT MY SENIOR YEARS.
NO THAT ROBERT PATTISON, THE ACTOR WHO PLAY HIM. I LOVE HIM, HE BRINGS THE LULZ- HE NEVER SHOWERS WHEN SHOOTING TWILIGHT, HE CALLED HTE BOOK SMEYER'S WET DREAM, AND SAYS HE HATES EDWARD AND WANTS TO PLAY HIM AS A JERK, AND YET THE TWIHARDS LOVE HIM. MY HERO ^^
E5_ROD/JETERSNEVERPROSPER IS MY DUGOUT OTP :DDD I LOVE THIS ONE:
DUDE, WHEN DOES IT GO ON YOUTUBE? I MUST SEE THAT! SERIOUSLY, READING ABOUT IT WAS HILARIOUS ENOUGH!
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT, WENCH. AND I'M PRETTY CONVINCED THAT DAVEY ACTS LIKE THAT 100% HE MAKES ME LOL AND I LOVE HIM.
GENIUS! :O NUTTY MADAM SAID THAT STEPHANIE MEYER IS A GENIUS! I'M SO HONORED ^^ IT MUST BE THE MUSE OBSESSION. FUCK WHY DID I ALREADY USE MY NUTTY MADAM ICON.
DUDE, IT SERIOUSLY ISN'T FAIR THAT STEPHANIE FUCKING MEYER GOT TO MEET MUSE. I'M MUCH MORE AWESOME THAN HER. I MEAN, I DIDN'T WRITE TWILIGHT, THAT AUTOMATICALLY GIVES ME AWESOME POINTS. THOUGH I'M SURE IF I DID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME. AND THEY'D HAVE TO RESCUE DOM. I'D DRESS HIM AS A PRINCESSCOSTUME BOUGHT OFF OF DAVEY'S EBAY ACCOUNT AND PUT HIM IN A TALL TOWER AND SHIT....WAIT, FUCK, HE'S SPIDERMAN, HE'D BE ABLE TO ESCAPE BY CRAWLING DOWN THE WALL. WHATEVS, I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. BARS ON THE WINDOW MAYBE? THAT'S UGLY THOUGH, I WILL NEED NICE CURTAINS...
ALEX RODRÍGUEZ IS ALSO THE REASON FOR THE METS COLLAPSE. IT'S ALL IN HIS GAYNESS. I KNOW WE'RE TRYING, BUT SHOCKINGLY, EVEN DAVID WRIGHT MIGHT NOT BE GAY ENOUGH A THIRD BASEMAN. HE LOOKS LIKE A PENCIL NEXT TO ARAH, WHO IS LIKE A FRENCH HORN. I WONDER HOW ATHLETIC ADAM LAMBERT IS...
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I DO LOVE IT. I DO. YES.
YOU ARE? I'M VERY GLAD! YAY BEING HONORED!
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ENACT THIS EVIL PLAN OF YOURS? AND DO YOU NEED HELP BUILDING A TOWER? I'M GOOD WITH LEGOS...
I KIND OF LOVE THAT WHOLE PARAGRAPH. REALLY.
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NOW I SHALL COMPARE TO TO SOMEONE OF GREAT HONOR. YOUR GREAT LOVE FOR JED LOWRIE IS VERY IMPRESSIVE...LIKE EDWARD'S FOR BELLA. ^^
LEGOS ARE DEFINITELY NECESSARY. THE BIG ONES THOUGH, NOT THE TINY ONES WITH THE PEOPLE. SILVER DUCT TAPE IS ALSO NECESSARY, AS IT CAN HOLD ANYTHING. AND ROPES. ROPES ARE GOOD.
AND IT LOVES YOU TOO. THOUGHT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY, IN THE EPISODE OF AI8 WHERE EVERYONE'S PARENTS ARE INTERVIEWED, ADAM'S PARENTS MENTION HIM HATING SPORTS. SO IT SEEMS I ERRED THERE. I CANNOT THINK OF A GOOD CANDIDATE THOUGH, A-ROD IS JUST THAT SUPER GAY. BUT THAT IS WHY I AM SO AMUSED BY HIM. I ACTUALLY DON'T HATE HIM. HE'S TOO LULZY FOR ME TOO xD
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I AM FLATTERED. NOW I MUST RUN AWAY FROM FANGIRLS/BOYS AND GET HIT BY A TRUCK!
DUPLO BLOCKS! (IS A FIVE-YEAR-OLD) AND YAY DUCT TAPE! I CAN DEFINITELY GET SOME WHEN I GO TO MICHAEL'S ON SATURDAY TO GET SOME FELT FOR MY LSJUMB HAT (IT NEEDS A RED STRIPE AROUND IT).
HOORAAAAY LOVE! AND A-ROD IS HONESTLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE DUGOUT CHARACTERS. HE'S JUST SO ENTERTAINING, LIKE MATT HOLLIDAY GETTING HIT IN THE GROIN BY A FLY BALL.
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NO THAT ROBERT PATTISON, THE ACTOR WHO PLAY HIM. I LOVE HIM, HE BRINGS THE LULZ- HE NEVER SHOWERS WHEN SHOOTING TWILIGHT, HE CALLED HTE BOOK SMEYER'S WET DREAM, AND SAYS HE HATES EDWARD AND WANTS TO PLAY HIM AS A JERK, AND YET THE TWIHARDS LOVE HIM. MY HERO ^^
E5_ROD/JETERSNEVERPROSPER IS MY DUGOUT OTP :DDD I LOVE THIS ONE:
DUDE, WHEN DOES IT GO ON YOUTUBE? I MUST SEE THAT! SERIOUSLY, READING ABOUT IT WAS HILARIOUS ENOUGH!
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AHAHA! HE'S BRILLIANT! WIN!
I FUCKING LOVE IT. THE DUGOUT IS THE MOST BRILLIANT THING EVER. SERIOUSLY.
IT'S PROBABLY ON MLB.COM NOW! CHECK THEIR VIDEOS!
(Sorry I vanished last night. My roommate needed lots of hugs because she's working on her thesis and she's really stressed out.)
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