Cay-zoo-san goes to Build-a-Bear! And look, I broke my writers' block!

[1863_project]

This is one of those things I'm going to look back on and ask myself, "What the fuck was I smoking when I wrote that?" when I rediscover it years later.

To make a long story short, the Meoto goes to a popular DYI toy retail store found in malls across the world. And no, they do not take it very seriously. I wish I could say I owned these two, but

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[soprano_no_eiji]

That was an absolute brilliant way to break your writer's block. The last time I laughed so hard was...er...while watching Tosei dub Dora. (So Tosei is hilarious...that's beside the point!!)

I think After all, he had so many Bible Game high scores that God had to love him by this point. is one of my favorite things. It's just...perfect. Bible Game FTW!

Oh, and I'd say I'm shocked they named the dinosaur Riou, but I'm not.

[1863_project]

Awww, geez, thanks! I was just thrilled I actually finished something I started for once...(I actually think they're the funniest school in Oofuri. Nishiura's all lovey-dovey, Mihoshi is psycho, Musashino is fucked up in their own special way...and then you get these kids.)

I realized around there that Junta hadn't cracked any Bible Game jokes. At all. And that was very unlike him, so I figured...

That was actually the first thing I thought of when the story came to mind...I knew from the get-go that they had to name it Riou. Except that ended up not being the focus of the thing at all...whoops...

[soprano_no_eiji]

You're welcome. And honestly, it was hilarious. I have to reread it tomorrow. To giggle more. (I can totally see that. If you want hugs and towers, go to Nishiura, if you want giggles and Wrath of God, Tosei!)

It was PERFECT. And yes, Bible Game is very necessary for co-captain Junta! Especially since he owns everyone at the fucking game.

I think naming it Riou was just terribly in character. And while it wasn't the focus, it still added something. Besides, then Junta and Kazuki got to be the focus. And they're adorable on their own.

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I actually want to write more now, too! I think this works! ...Today I totally wrote the bit with Mizutani and Sakaeguchi in the kitchen in my head because I picked up the Funfetti mix and icing. I need to try to put it on paper, although unlike this one it won't be safe to write at camp...(...That statement right there makes my life. I LOVE THAT.)

If he didn't have it, it just wouldn't have been right, seeing as how the game sort of preoccupies a lot of his non-pitching life right now. I still need to take that high score tally, too...shoot.

I think they've become my favorite people to write for now, actually (as if Junta posting three to four times a day sometimes doesn't give that away...). They're just so, so perfect...

[soprano_no_eiji]

Sweet! That's awesome...so Tosei saved the day! ...Oh yes. That sounds awesome. And not being safe for writing at camp makes it even better, I think. (Well, it's true. And Tosei has DINOSAURS and POTATOES!)

Yeah, it seems extremely rare to have Junta make a post NOT about Bible Game. Unless of course it's about Peppa Pig...though sometimes Bible Game is there, too. Well, you have time! And in time, he might get even more high scores.

I am so, so shocked by that! But as long as they're fun, it works!!

THEY HAVE OREGON PANCAKES AT IHOP APPARENTLY.

[1863_project]

They did! I am now contractually obliged to love them forever. ...It ended with them making out against the kitchen wall, so it definitely cannot be written in entirety in the presence of children...(...that cracked me up so bad. THEY DO! And their third baseman is a CARROT!)

The only things tagged more than 'Bible Game' on his LJ are the main cast members of Peppa (including 'me'), Peppa itself, and 'we are really lame' and 'I am too easily amused.' ...I almost think I'm waiting on that. Because I'll make the list and just to be annoying he'll play and rack up some more and I'll have to start over...

They're too fun. It should be illegal!

I TOTALLY HEARD THAT THIS MORNING AND I THINK WE NEED TO FIND AN IHOP IN THE G-BURG AREA BECAUSE THIS IS TOO, TOO GOOD TO PASS UP!

[soprano_no_eiji]

Well, if you HAVE to, then you have to. And I know you will hate every minute of it. ...Yeah, that probably wouldn't be too good. Although the idea itself is fucking BRILLIANT and made me giggle happily. (...Why am I getting ideas of Tosei as a dinosaur stew or something?)

That's kind of awesome. But also very lame, considering it's Peppa Pig. And Bible Game. ...Yeah, so it could be like an end-of-summer thing. To see how many he got over the summer!

I'd say Junta could make it so, but then the world would not be nearly as fun.

WE DO NOT NEED TO FIND ONE--I KNOW WHERE ONE IS. (MAMA AND I LOVED IHOP SO WE SEARCHED FOR AN HOUR FOR IT. TOO BAD DAD DOES NOT LIKE IHOP AT ALL.)

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I know, it's not fair! I'm stuck with a bunch of easily amused ballplayers who are married to each other! OH NOES! ...I'll sneak bits of it when I have the chance. I'm not sure how much writing time I'll get tomorrow, but I'll try my darndest...(...I love that. So much. And Yamanoi would get WAY into how edible everyone was, too. Especially the first-years.)

I love how lame he is. It's totally part of his charm. ...Yeah, that's a good idea, actually! I'll wait a few weeks on this, in that case...

Yeah, it wouldn't be. And I can't see him passing any laws against himself, either, so...

AAAAH, YES! OREGON, HERE WE COME! (...HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT LIKE THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES?)

[soprano_no_eiji]

No, however will you survive? Especially since they're all so annoying. ...Yay! And the good thing is, whenever it's done, it'll be amazing. (That's true--the first years seem to all be root vegetables! Damn it, that is making me laugh way too hard.)

It really is. If he wasn't lame, he would not be nearly as fun. ...We can do a pre-school and post-school list of high scores!

That's true. So he can just pass laws against Riou and serious people!

IT'S KIND OF FAR, BUT NOT TOO BAD. PLUS IT IS BY A FUN MALL. (I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HATE IT. ONCE I HAVE A CAR, I AM GOING THERE A LOT. I'D ASK THIS WEEKEND SINCE I HAVE NOT BEEN THERE IN OVER 2 MONTHS, BUT HE WOULD SAY NO.)

[1863_project]

I know - the pitcher giggles too much. Sometimes you just wanna smack him, y'know? (Junta just read that and understood that I was kidding, but I smacked him anyway - not too hard or anything, though. And he snorted and had to sit down.) ...They'll finally have gotten it over with! It'll be better for both of them, too! (Okay, I may have to plant a Tosei garden someday. And label the carrots and potatoes 'Jin' and 'Riou' respectively.)

I honestly wouldn't like him half as much if he was all serious and whatnot. The giggling totally won me over in the first place...he needs to be a dork, otherwise he loses any appeal he has and becomes like Sasuke. NUUUUU! ...Ooh, yes! That way we can keep track of our team's growth!

The addition of Riou there totally made me laugh. Because Junta totally would do that.

I AM TOTALLY NOT ABOVE DRIVING KIND OF FAR - AFTER THE WORLD SERIES I WENT HALF AN HOUR FOR A FREE TACO AT TACO BELL, SO THIS IS NO BIG DEAL! (AWWW, THAT WOULD BE MEAN OF HIM! YOU NEED PANCAKES, AFTER ALL! AT LEAST YOU'LL GET TO GO

[soprano_no_eiji]

I would imagine. After all, giggling can get just oh SO annoying. (I love that. Really.) ...That's true! (Car 7 is also annoying, so today I wondered if it was because he kind of wanted to just make out with Sakaeguchi and yet couldn't say that.) (That would be brilliant. And then you could give everyone else vegetation, too!)

Yes, the giggling is necessary. It adds to the show, to Junta, and to BMU. And Bible Game, of course. ...And we can see if having all three co-captains together makes everyone improve!

He would, I think. Just to irritate Riou.

SWEET. I NEED MY IHOP FIX, REALLY. BESIDES, OREGON. ONE CANNOT PASS UP OREGON. (THE THING IS, HE USED TO GO WITH PEOPLE FROM WORK. IT WAS ANNOYING. BUT I HAVE TO GET THERE SOON. MAMA AND I USED TO GO EVERY MOMMY-AND-ME DAY.)

[1863_project]

And it's just so...constant, too! Argh! (I'd totally want to marry him, except he's already insanely happily married, so forget that...) ...Sakaeguchi and I discussed this in the car a tiny bit, and he said he may have finally built up the courage to ask to share the whisk...(That is a perfectly plausible reason. And in the mental image I got today, he's the one who comes onto Sakaeguchi first, so maybe he just wanted to get started already!) (I could! Although I'd be tempted to plant a dinosaur in honor of Kazu-George

[soprano_no_eiji]

Damn, is there ANYTHING that can go right with this? (At least he's happy! And you can still watch him giggle!) ...Oooh, yay! I hope he has. He really deserves some batter. (If we have a break tomorrow, I will fucking ask the car this. And that's also a very nice mental image...) (You may have to. And he could help! Which means Junta would help, too. Which would mean that the whole thing would turn crazy.)

I know, what the HELL. I haven't seen one in DAYS. It's starting to get depressing. ...And the great thing is, we're already unstoppable. So now we shall only get better!

I don't know...he might let him talk about Daddy Pig's big tummy.

WE SHOULD. AND WE SHOULD RECORD THAT QUESTION. TO SAVE THE REACTION. (I THINK HE JUST LIKED ANNOYING US, ACTUALLY. ...IT IS. I AM HONESTLY JUST KIND OF EXCITED TO GO GET FOOD WHERE I WANT TO. INSTEAD OF COMPROMISING.)

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I'm really not sure...I might be doomed here! (Yeah, so I don't mind that much! He has to be with his batterymate, after all...) ...He works so hard on those cakes, too - he's earned it! (That would be AMAZING. ...I'm enjoying it, too. Now to implement it and make it actually happen...) (I could have all of them actually plant their own stuff, which would be safe enough until Yamanoi got the hose and started spraying the first-years people and throwing seeds whilst yelling "WRATH OF GOD!" at the top of his lungs

[soprano_no_eiji]

Nuuu! I surely hope you survive live with Tosei. (Yes, breaking them up would be so mean!) And if that earning batter leads to other things, so be it! He should be happy! ("HEY CAR SEVEN. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL SAKAEGUCHI TO SHARE THE DAMN WHISK INSTEAD OF BEING ANNOYING TO CLOSE???") (Ahhh, so Yamanoi would learn how to spray people from Hose Man. Only he'd go further and Wrath of God people. That would be kind of hilarious.)

I really hope that's not the case. I don't know why they'd take it off either...it used to be on all the time! ...I'd go with universe. After all, we have Junta. And Sakaeguchi. And Hanai. How could we LOSE?

That sounds like something Junta would do. Poor Riou. Maybe Kazuki could add in a loophole or something.

EVERYONE WOULD TOTALLY LOVE THAT VIDEO. THEY WOULD THINK WE'RE GENIUSES. (NO, BUT IT CERTAINLY IS MY FATHER. ...I KNOW. AND WHEN MAMA WAS AROUND, I HAD HER FULL SUPPORT. NOW WE HAVE TO COMPROMISE A LOT MORE.)

That's all sorts of brilliant.

I can see it...

[1863_project]

I do, too...I'll have to cope somehow! (I can't do that to them! The last time that happened they cried!) If it works out the way it should, then he'll be very happy and a lot less tense. And we'll have one less project to worry about. (I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. AND IT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK, TOO!) (Yes, he could take lessons from Suyama some guy only BMU people know and would then proceed to torment everyone! And he has Fuji eyes, so he'd probably be incredibly scary about it, too!)

It's just so scary! And here they were, so close to finishing their work and all that...there has to be a way! ...Okay, universe, definitely! Honestly, how many people in the entire universe could even come CLOSE to these three?

He might have to, just for responsibility's sake. Even if he enjoys teasing Riou as much as everyone else does.

WE'D BECOME VIRAL HITS! WE'D BE SO EPIC! (...THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR, AT ALL. PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE TURNS COMPROMISING AND STUFF...)

I'm trying to figure out where the hell it comes from and I can't - this is the only evidence