Cay-zoo-san goes to Build-a-Bear! And look, I broke my writers' block!

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This is one of those things I'm going to look back on and ask myself, "What the fuck was I smoking when I wrote that?" when I rediscover it years later.

To make a long story short, the Meoto goes to a popular DYI toy retail store found in malls across the world. And no, they do not take it very seriously. I wish I could say I owned these two, but

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I'm really not sure...I might be doomed here! (Yeah, so I don't mind that much! He has to be with his batterymate, after all...) ...He works so hard on those cakes, too - he's earned it! (That would be AMAZING. ...I'm enjoying it, too. Now to implement it and make it actually happen...) (I could have all of them actually plant their own stuff, which would be safe enough until Yamanoi got the hose and started spraying the first-years people and throwing seeds whilst yelling "WRATH OF GOD!" at the top of his lungs.)

We're terrified that they might not be showing them at all anymore. We've still got the DVD and two episodes in RealPlayer to get done, and we're hoping those aren't the last ones they ever do...We'll have the best fucking team in the country, maybe even the world!

...ooh, that's true. He might end up banned from doing everything except dubbing Peppa and being a potato.

I AGREE. AND THEN POST IT ON YOUTUBE AND BE ALL, "WE FUCKING ASKED FOR BEAVER AT IHOP!" (THAT'S NOT NICE AT ALL! ...OOH, ABSOLUTELY! I MEAN, OCCASIONAL COMPROMISES ARE OKAY, BUT HAVING TO DO IT ALL THE TIME GETS SO ANNOYING...)

Okay, I totally just learned my fact of the day here: Do you know that Shingo is called "Iyarashingo", which means "obscene Shingo" ...I fucking love it.

And for whatever reason, this is suddenly kind of hot...

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Nuuu! I surely hope you survive live with Tosei. (Yes, breaking them up would be so mean!) And if that earning batter leads to other things, so be it! He should be happy! ("HEY CAR SEVEN. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL SAKAEGUCHI TO SHARE THE DAMN WHISK INSTEAD OF BEING ANNOYING TO CLOSE???") (Ahhh, so Yamanoi would learn how to spray people from Hose Man. Only he'd go further and Wrath of God people. That would be kind of hilarious.)

I really hope that's not the case. I don't know why they'd take it off either...it used to be on all the time! ...I'd go with universe. After all, we have Junta. And Sakaeguchi. And Hanai. How could we LOSE?

That sounds like something Junta would do. Poor Riou. Maybe Kazuki could add in a loophole or something.

EVERYONE WOULD TOTALLY LOVE THAT VIDEO. THEY WOULD THINK WE'RE GENIUSES. (NO, BUT IT CERTAINLY IS MY FATHER. ...I KNOW. AND WHEN MAMA WAS AROUND, I HAD HER FULL SUPPORT. NOW WE HAVE TO COMPROMISE A LOT MORE.)

That's all sorts of brilliant.

I can see it...

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I do, too...I'll have to cope somehow! (I can't do that to them! The last time that happened they cried!) If it works out the way it should, then he'll be very happy and a lot less tense. And we'll have one less project to worry about. (I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. AND IT MIGHT ACTUALLY WORK, TOO!) (Yes, he could take lessons from Suyama some guy only BMU people know and would then proceed to torment everyone! And he has Fuji eyes, so he'd probably be incredibly scary about it, too!)

It's just so scary! And here they were, so close to finishing their work and all that...there has to be a way! ...Okay, universe, definitely! Honestly, how many people in the entire universe could even come CLOSE to these three?

He might have to, just for responsibility's sake. Even if he enjoys teasing Riou as much as everyone else does.

WE'D BECOME VIRAL HITS! WE'D BE SO EPIC! (...THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR, AT ALL. PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE TURNS COMPROMISING AND STUFF...)

I'm trying to figure out where the hell it comes from and I can't - this is the only evidence right now. It's just so...random.

...my epic middle infielder addiction makes me kind of love it. Except Sakaeguchi has to be with Mizutani, so maybe not...it's tough.

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If you're lucky, maybe they'll just keep quiet and stuff. But that seems highly unlikely. (Aww, that's true! So I suppose they can be happily married.) So basically, this has to happen. For everyone to be content. And to let us see hot stuff. (I MAY HAVE TO DO IT. AND DEPENDING ON WHERE CAR SEVEN IS AND THE CIRCUMSTANCES, KENYA COULD DO A VOICE POST. MAYBE.) (So then each team could have some evil hose-wielding person. Which, honestly, would be hilarious. And yet scary...)

I hope that one just kind of appears tonight. Or tomorrow. To give us hope. ...Exactly. And then you add in everyone else, and no one stands a fucking chance.

Well, while he could add in loopholes, they wouldn't have to be extremely nice to Riou. Just nice enough so he's not absolutely miserable all the time!

AND THEN EVERYONE COULD LEARN ABOUT BMU AND HOW AWESOME WE ARE! (...YEAH. THE GOOD THING IS, HE HASN'T PICKED TERRIBLE PLACES RECENTLY. HE SEEMS TO BE INTO GREEK AND ITALIAN FOR SOME REASON.)

Yeah, I've never heard of it...but I suppose that even if it's not true, it's still funny.

...Well, Sakaeguchi and Mizutani do belong together, though I guess other things could happen to show that. And said things could be hot.

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Especially if they've got Noggin on the TV. Because they just can't resist dubbing shit. (I'm content to watch. Oh, and I was reading stuff translated from the manga, and apparently they've worked together [and have known Riou] since middle school. I LOVE IT.) This is clearly the part in our best interests. (IF THAT WORKS OUT, IT WOULD BE EFFING HILARIOUS. HOORAY FOR YOU AND KENYA!) (BMU could have a Hose Brigade. And it would be FEARED.)

I know, this is just killing us! Morale's dropping a little, actually...And after the others have been trained, they'll just be unstoppable, too! After all, we already have someone known as the Bible, so...

As long as he's occasionally happy, it should be safe, I suppose. Besides, they can't be horrible to their adopted son or anything.

AND WE'D GET MORE STUDENTS! FUCK YES! (OOH, NICE! SO AT LEAST IT'S SORT OF WORKING OUT RIGHT NOW...)

I want to figure out what the fuck is going on because it's hilarious and I want to make fun of him for it. As if I already don't have enough ways to make fun of him already.

...ooh, wait, that's true. I don't see anything wrong with occasionally thinking about it, either...

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Yeah. And imagine if they started to play Bible Game...it'd get very loud. (Really? That's awesome! And makes it even CUTER. [That makes me giggle insanely. Poor Riou.]) And theirs! It's not like they'd be getting no enjoyment, after all. (THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ARE ONLY A FEW PLACES THE CAR COULD BE. AND THERE WOULD BE NO PEOPLE. WHICH HAS NOT HAPPENED OFTEN. BUT WE CAN SAY IT AND TRY!) (That could be a new sport, or something! And they could be our fire department, too!)

Telecare is utter crap, too! So what's left, innappropriate boy touching and ugly outfits on Gullah Gullah Island? ...Yeah, that's true! Our team will kick ASS. Shiraishi needs to play more, too.

Some provisions would be necessary for him to be happy...and then they could just tease him MORE.

AND THEREFORE MORE MONEY FOR JUNTA! (YEAH...AND HE PAYS. WHICH IS GOOD.)

There are never enough ways to make fun of people, I think. Especially when they attend BMU and are from Tosei. And hopefully you'll figure it out.

...Exactly. It can be nice and then Mizutani and Sakaeguchi can still be together!

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Heaven forbid they start setting high scores or something! (It just completely and utterly made my day. Well, that aside from a kid looking me squarely in the eye at camp and saying, "You're weird," after I released a bug outside and explained that I had also held Madagascar hissing cockroaches before. [He's been stuck with them since seventh grade! I love it!]) Ooh, yes - they definitely have to like it, too! I mean, all that UST gone... (WE WISH YOU THE BEST OF LUCK, IN THAT CASE! PERHAPS IT WILL WORK OUT PROPERLY...) (YES! Now we can be safe when we use the money for the Taka Fund!)

Aaagh, nuuu! At least there's always Gullah Gullah Island (and what sounds like some sort of pr0n, if there's touching). ...I saw Shiraishi's Long Game Show score - he's pretty fucking good already! He'll be great once Hanai helps him perfect his technique a bit...

Ooh, yes! "Gee, Riou looks a bit too happy...we should, y'know, fix that. His eyes still have irises and pupils in them, after all."

YES! WE REALLY NEED TO GET HIM THE WORLD FASTER SO NOGGIN PUTS PEPPA PIG BACK ON! (...OKAY, THAT TOTALLY MAKES IT BETTER, TOO.)

I seriously think that that's the demographic I make fun of most here. Because I love them so much. ...I hope so, too, because I'm just not finding stuff on Google...

And in the end the whole thing works out and makes for the perfect thing to think about at work, too!

(I have to go to bed now, nuuuuu! G'night...)

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That would just be terrible! Especially disturbingly high high scores! (That kid kind of made me laugh...if only they knew how right they were. [It's brilliant...and I guess that's how he deals with them so well.]) They'll certainly be better after it occurs. And...well, best during. (I SURE HOPE SO. AND I GUESS YOU NEVER KNOW...STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.) (Yeah! And maybe after putting out the fire, they can spray Sakaeguchi. And Mizutani.)

I know, but apparently this episode has CHANCUM. BOO. (Maybe it's me and my strange brain, but Brian and James were touching way too much.) ...I hope so. He has a chance of becoming a scary player, too. This is Shiraishi, after all.

They could have rules for alternating days--some days he could be teased all the time and not get to do anything, other days he could get to do other things and be happier!

HOPEFULLY HE CAN BECOME RULER SOON. I SHOULD ASK A'LAND FOR MORE MONEY. (...SOMETIMES HE SUGGESTS GOING TO A FOOD COURT AT SUNRISE MALL, BUT I SAY NO. JUST SINCE THEN I'D HAVE TO USE MY CASH.)

It appears so. But it also seems that they're a lot of fun to tease, so I don't blame you. ...Hm, well maybe tomorrow will prove more fruitful. Because more info on that would be hilarious.

Oh yes. While staring at obnoxious people, such thoughts will be lovely for me.

OCTOPUS!HANAI NOW HAS EIGHT ARMS. I AM HAPPY.

(Night!!)